Escape Psychic Convict
 

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?




































A Small Medium at Large

:88)

What happened to the pinch my nose Emoticon. :haha:

I was going to guess that somebody canceled a flight appointment today and GR has some free time.:D

Didn't that one appear in Punch: June 1897?

I don't get it...




:O:

What do a miget and a dwarf have in common?


Very little. :smug:

Maintenance. :dead:

that thing that takes up approximately 20% of my annual budget

that thing that means i cant work until the mechanic has finished his work.

Interesting side note: I had the airplane down for major inspection on June and November.

Both of those months have seen about a 40% decrease in flying as compared to the other months of 2009:cry:

it amazes me these flying machines.

an inspection process that is supposed to take about 4 or 5 days ends up consuming about 15 days.

and how the hell can a $12 piece of plastic about the size of a shoe box justifiably cost $190???

The Federal Government... thats how :nope:

I liked that joke.





















A little.

A pun, at maturity, is fully groan.

Okay.....one more then :DL

This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst not really paying attention.

The driver got out... he was a dwarf.

He said, "I'm not happy..."

I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"

:dead:

Rofl. :)

I'd assume that if he wasn't Grumpy, he is now.