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10-27-09, 07:11 PM
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Soaring
 Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: the mental asylum named Germany
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Why women cannot run amok
- Running amok? they even cannot normally walk with those high heels!
- Before they finally would have found that gun in their handbag, everything already would be over and the police would have moved in! - They wouldn't find the place. - In times of stress, they tend to suffer their migraine. - They are afraid that newspapers would publish their true age afterwards. - Women don't call it an "amok run", but "summer sale". - They don't find a dress that fits that red. - One cannot shoot a gun and type a SIM into the cellphone at the same time. - They don't find a parking lot. - they don't fit into the parking lot. - Calorie tables don't list "1 hour amok run". - If it gets down to the real nitty-gritty, they get a headache. - Sudden wish for having children.
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If you feel nuts, consult an expert. Last edited by Skybird; 10-27-09 at 07:35 PM. |
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10-27-09, 07:18 PM
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Lucky Jack
 Join Date: Jul 2002
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Mine seems to be of the opinion 'Guns for show, knives for a pro'... Fear brings healthy respect  
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10-28-09, 12:28 PM
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Bosun
 Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: New Braunfels, TX & Reno, NV
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10-28-09, 02:25 PM
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Ocean Warrior
 Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Between test depth and periscope depth
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They probably couldn't figure out which end the bullets come out of.
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