Why women cannot run amok
 

- Running amok? they even cannot normally walk with those high heels!

- Before they finally would have found that gun in their handbag, everything already would be over and the police would have moved in!

- They wouldn't find the place.

- In times of stress, they tend to suffer their migraine.

- They are afraid that newspapers would publish their true age afterwards.

- Women don't call it an "amok run", but "summer sale".

- They don't find a dress that fits that red.

- One cannot shoot a gun and type a SIM into the cellphone at the same time.

- They don't find a parking lot.

- they don't fit into the parking lot.

- Calorie tables don't list "1 hour amok run".

- If it gets down to the real nitty-gritty, they get a headache.

- Sudden wish for having children.

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Mine seems to be of the opinion 'Guns for show, knives for a pro'...

Fear brings healthy respect :yep: :03:

For your sake, I hope that none of the ladies in your life are able to find the gun in her handbag!

They probably couldn't figure out which end the bullets come out of.