(OT) &@$%@$!*@%$@#%!!!!

Kpt. Lehmann · 07-07-09, 07:09 PM

< Excuse me for a moment please... I feel the need to pitch a fit! >

YEARRRGH!!!! DAMDAMDAMDAMDAMDAMMMMMMM!!!!!

My frackin' coffee maker just !&*#!# frackin' DIED!!!

Now I have to got to &%%!*&^^: WALMART and stand in another FRACKIN' LINE!!!

I NEED COFFEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Or somebody's gonna DIE!!!

Stooopid coffee makers. Lifetime guarantee my STERN TUBES!!!

Grrrrrrr!

07-07-09, 07:10 PM

What ever happened to the one you bought in Houston?

You know.
The one WE drove all over Houston to find?
Ending up in some
'Open All Nite' kind of Drug Mart place
roughly 20 miles from the Motel.

Leg · 07-07-09, 07:11 PM

Ouch, my number one rule is always have a back-up coffee maker

07-07-09, 07:19 PM

Right now?
Kpt is in his car driveing God knows where
in search of a Coffee Maker.

I hope he's in his slippers with all his dogs rideing shotgun,
and ends up at Wal-Mart.

Where there should be 93 people waiting in line
for the 2 cash registers open
out of the 25 they have.

The 20 items or less is closed of course!

When he gets back?
I'll be peeling onions for a month or so with Fritz!

Sag75 · 07-07-09, 07:30 PM

ouch... it's so sad...

but, you can boil water......

and use.... soluble coffee !!

meduza · 07-07-09, 07:34 PM

This is the kind of coffee maker I use. It makes a good coffee and it's very reliable. :rotfl:

PappyCain · 07-07-09, 07:53 PM

I have several on hand. A machine, a French Press and a sock and hot water! My problem is forgetting to restock or is it re-sock?

jmr · 07-07-09, 08:17 PM

Hey, it's alright, just calm down. Here, have some of my crack.

ddiplock · 07-08-09, 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kpt. Lehmann

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Stooopid coffee makers. Lifetime guarantee my STERN TUBES!!!

Grrrrrrr!

I nearly choked on my Mars Coffee drink here when I saw what you said. STERN TUBES!! LMFAO

papa_smurf · 07-08-09, 05:44 AM

I'm so glad I don't drink coffee

Jimbuna · 07-08-09, 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by privateer

What ever happened to the one you bought in Houston?

You know.
The one WE drove all over Houston to find?
Ending up in some
'Open All Nite' kind of Drug Mart place
roughly 20 miles from the Motel.

I also recall how your good lady led him by the hand into the premises because you parked over 20 metres away from the entrance.....and it was dark outside

Whilst waiting in your car we did consider sneaking up on him from behind as he exited the building.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kpt. Lehmann

Actually, I gave it to Neal so I wouldn't have to lug it around the airports. (I hate travelling with more than one bag. I likes to travel light.

)

That is correct.....and I'm sure Neal is having a bloody good chuckle to himself reading this whilst sipping a nice mug of coffee made on your ex coffee maker.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak

All I remember is it slowed down Jim and I getting a beer!

The catching up bit was/is always the best part.

Quote:

Originally Posted by U-46 Commander

Ah ha!!! th famous Kpt. Lehmann is seen!! now we know what keeps him going!!!

There have been many photos of her....erm him posted by myself and others in recent times.

The question is....have you seen the ones of him dressed in 'questionnable' attire?

Right.....I'll just go and sort the spuds.

TarJak · 07-08-09, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

There have been many photos of her....erm him posted by myself and others in recent times.

The question is....have you seen the ones of him dressed in 'questionnable' attire?

Or inded the Lehmann proof door he tried to walk through even after having several cups of coffee and therefore should have been alert enough to detect before cracking his bonce on it.

I know I know I'm peeling already.

Hanomag · 07-08-09, 09:24 AM

Maybe... quit buying cheap a## 30 dollar coffee makers!!! Walmart?

Egads!

Do it once do it right Herr Kaluen... dont they have William Sonoma in The Republic of Texas. Take out a small loan and buy one o' dem 100 dollar moe-sheens and get some mileage outta it!

Nice Golden BTW.. just remeber to open the glass door when throwing the fetching stick...

cj95 · 07-08-09, 05:47 AM

Just an idea.....

Maybe considering your reaction (

) its a good time to cut back on the caffeine?

Hmmmmm?
:rotfl:

Rebel · 07-08-09, 09:38 AM

coffee and a cigarettes + playing g.w.x 3.0 gold in a game with others =

hope all is well

07-07-09, 07:09 PM	#1
Kpt. Lehmann GWX Project Director Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The Republic of Texas Posts: 6,993 Downloads: 124 Uploads: 0	*(OT) &@$%@$!@%$@#%!!!! < Excuse me for a moment please... I feel the need to pitch a fit! > YEARRRGH!!!! DAMDAMDAMDAMDAMDAMMMMMMM!!!!!** My frackin' coffee maker just !&#!# frackin' DIED!!! Now I have to got to &%%!&^^: WALMART and stand in another FRACKIN' LINE!!! *I NEED COFFEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!* Or somebody's gonna DIE!!! Stooopid coffee makers. Lifetime guarantee my STERN TUBES!!! Grrrrrrr! __________________ www.thegreywolves.com All you need is good men. - Heinrich Lehmann-Willenbrock

07-07-09, 07:30 PM	#5
Sag75 XO Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 424 Downloads: 45 Uploads: 0	ouch... it's so sad... but, you can boil water...... and use.... soluble coffee !! __________________ Betasom - XI Gruppo Sommergibili Atlantici http://www.betasom.it/forum/index.php

07-07-09, 07:34 PM	#6
meduza Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: on patrol Posts: 1,035 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 0	This is the kind of coffee maker I use. It makes a good coffee and it's very reliable. :rotfl: __________________

07-07-09, 07:53 PM	#7
PappyCain Samurai Navy Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: on the Atlantic Ocean Posts: 559 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	I have several on hand. A machine, a French Press and a sock and hot water! My problem is forgetting to restock or is it re-sock? __________________ DID, no cheats, no shortcuts, no non-historic equipment deviations. Boat and crew safety is integral with my immersion style! Follow the historic events during your patrol: http://www.uboat.net/today.html

07-08-09, 05:44 AM	#10
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	I'm so glad I don't drink coffee __________________

07-07-09, 07:10 PM	#2
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	What ever happened to the one you bought in Houston? You know. The one WE drove all over Houston to find? Ending up in some 'Open All Nite' kind of Drug Mart place roughly 20 miles from the Motel.

07-07-09, 07:11 PM	#3
Leg Electrician's Mate Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Italy Posts: 140 Downloads: 237 Uploads: 0	Ouch, my number one rule is always have a back-up coffee maker

07-07-09, 07:19 PM	#4
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Right now? Kpt is in his car driveing God knows where in search of a Coffee Maker. I hope he's in his slippers with all his dogs rideing shotgun, and ends up at Wal-Mart. Where there should be 93 people waiting in line for the 2 cash registers open out of the 25 they have. The 20 items or less is closed of course! When he gets back? I'll be peeling onions for a month or so with Fritz!

07-07-09, 08:17 PM	#8
jmr Commander Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 462 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	Hey, it's alright, just calm down. Here, have some of my crack.

07-08-09, 09:24 AM	#13
Hanomag Grey Wolf Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: LI NY Posts: 964 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Maybe... quit buying cheap a## 30 dollar coffee makers!!! Walmart? Egads! Do it once do it right Herr Kaluen... dont they have William Sonoma in The Republic of Texas. Take out a small loan and buy one o' dem 100 dollar moe-sheens and get some mileage outta it! Nice Golden BTW.. just remeber to open the glass door when throwing the fetching stick... __________________ "Only if I can save first..."

07-08-09, 05:47 AM	#14
cj95 Lieutenant Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 258 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 0	Just an idea..... Maybe considering your reaction () its a good time to cut back on the caffeine? Hmmmmm? :rotfl: __________________ . >> USS TEXAS BB-35 Restoration CrewMember <<

07-08-09, 09:38 AM	#15
Rebel Machinist's Mate Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 126 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 0	COFFEE+ coffee and a cigarettes + playing g.w.x 3.0 gold in a game with others = hope all is well