(OT) &@$%@$!*@%$@#%!!!!
 

< Excuse me for a moment please... I feel the need to pitch a fit! >

YEARRRGH!!!! DAMDAMDAMDAMDAMDAMMMMMMM!!!!!

My frackin' coffee maker just !&*#!# frackin' DIED!!! :damn::damn::damn:

Now I have to got to &%%!*&^^: WALMART and stand in another FRACKIN' LINE!!!:hulk::hulk::hulk:

I NEED COFFEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Or somebody's gonna DIE!!! :/\\chop

Stooopid coffee makers. Lifetime guarantee my STERN TUBES!!!:mad:

:stare::stare::stare:

Grrrrrrr!

What ever happened to the one you bought in Houston?
:har:

You know.
The one WE drove all over Houston to find?
Ending up in some
'Open All Nite' kind of Drug Mart place
roughly 20 miles from the Motel.
:haha:

Ouch, my number one rule is always have a back-up coffee maker:DL

Right now?
Kpt is in his car driveing God knows where
in search of a Coffee Maker.
:haha:

I hope he's in his slippers with all his dogs rideing shotgun,
and ends up at Wal-Mart.
:har:

Where there should be 93 people waiting in line
for the 2 cash registers open
out of the 25 they have.
:O:

The 20 items or less is closed of course!
:nope:

When he gets back?
I'll be peeling onions for a month or so with Fritz!
:har:

ouch... it's so sad...


but, you can boil water......

and use.... soluble coffee !! :har:

This is the kind of coffee maker I use. It makes a good coffee and it's very reliable. :rotfl:

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I have several on hand. A machine, a French Press and a sock and hot water! My problem is forgetting to restock or is it re-sock?

:har:

Hey, it's alright, just calm down. Here, have some of my crack.

Good Lord!
:o

I thought you could buy a Coffe Maker nearly anywhere!
:hmmm:

But then again?
I remember the
'Great Coffee Maker Hunt'
in Houston.

Kpt is on a Mission again.
:haha:

GWX 4 has just been delayed Gents!

Oh Crap!
:o

He's back!!
I wasn't here!
OK?
:damn:

What the heck is viewing Smiles?
:hmmm:

PRIVATEEERRRRR!!!! Off to the galley with you!!!

...and it gets WORSE!!!

Upon returning with said coffee maker, I find that my new Golden Retreiver has EATEN my TV/DVD remote a SECOND TIME!!!:damn:

So... I leave the coffee maker on the table and GO BACK TO WALMART to buy the SAME TV/DVD CONTROLLER AGAIN!!!:damn::damn:

Finally, I return home covered in sweat... (Its reeeealllly hot in Texas during the summer.) to find that the DAMN coffee maker cord won't reach the wall socket!!! SO... I have to tear apart the house in search of a FRACKIN' EXTENSION CORD!!!!:damn::damn::damn:

Now I'm watching the pot brew... and the new coffee maker is AGONIZINGLY SLOW!!!... :damn::damn::damn::damn:

I think my new Golden Retreiver is laughing at me... and now I'm flat broke!!! :o

< sigh >

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Off to the Galley I go.
:haha:

But you still didn't answer what happened to
the Houston Coffee Maker.

I'll bet Neal is laughing about that one.
;)

Hey, hey....I thought this would be the perfect time to ask...what's the release date on GWX 4?

*runs* :arrgh!::har::gulp:

Bwhahahahahahahah!

:har::har::har:

IIRC KL left the coffee maker in the room at the hotel so some Mexican cleaning lady is probably drinking all his coffee.

@KL I think your dog just wanted to watch something other than Das Boot for a change. She's seen it 5000 times now.

Actually, I gave it to Neal so I wouldn't have to lug it around the airports. (I hate travelling with more than one bag. I likes to travel light.:D)

Now a couple of things...

Buck has apologized for eating my remote again: (I think maybe he was more concerned that he might wind up back out on the streets where I found him.:haha:)
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As far as the famous Houston coffee pot... I'd like the community to NOTICE that Tarjack and Privateer in the background there... AREN'T HELPING!!!! :stare: Its ONION PEELING WITH FRITZ FOR BOTH OF YOU!!! :stare: You too Mookie!!! :stare: I think its time for an ONION PEELING PARTY!!! :stare:

:D Lazy basums!

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