BBQ rules

[jumpy]

Shamelessly lifted from another forum:

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...

1- The woman buys the food.
2- The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert .
3- The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
4- The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
5- The MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
6- The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
7- The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.
8- THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
9- The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
10- After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
11- Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
12- The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women

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