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Shamelessly lifted from another forum:

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We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...

1- The woman buys the food.
2- The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert .
3- The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
4- The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
5- The MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
6- The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
7- The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.
8- THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
9- The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
10- After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
11- Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
12- The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women :O:

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12- The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women

Classic! :har::har::har:

But often true. :oops::oops::oops:

:rotfl:Yea that is usualy how it works out.:har:
But hey, if no one stands by the grill, whos gonna guard the meat.:yep:

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Originally Posted by Task Force (Post 1102338)

But hey, if no one stands by the grill, whos gonna guard the meat.:yep:

For, unattended, it will surely rise up and kill us all :nope:

Can't leave the woman such a responsibility...

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Originally Posted by jumpy (Post 1102323)

Nice video, BUT: only sausages on the grill? Where is the real meat?

Proof That you don't win friends with salad!:salute:

Freakin' hilarious! :har:

Never never never tell her she can't cook :o

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1299/cantcook.jpg