At the doctor's office (humour)

Platapus · 03-28-09, 01:38 PM

A doctor was performing a medical exam on this young lady. In examining her chest, he noticed the faint imprint of the letter H on her chest. He asked the young lady about that.

Embarrassed, the young lady said " Oh my, well you see, my boyfriend is attending Harvard University and when he visits me.. well... he likes to wear his varsity sweater while we.. do it" (blushing)

The doctor, of course, completed his examine but remembered this strange visit.

A few weeks later, he was examining another young lady. On her chest was the faint imprint of the letter Y. He asked her about it.

This young lady blushed and stammered, " OMG! This is so embarrassing, but my boyfriend visited me from Yale University last night and he... likes to wear his varsity sweater when we (omg) have sex."

The doctor just nodded his head and continued with the exam.

The following month, the doctor was examining yet another young lady. On her chest was the faint outline of the letter M. He just had to ask the lady

"Miss, let me guess, you have a boyfriend that attends Michigan State University right?"

Perplexed, the young lady responded "why no, Doctor, but my girlfriend just visited me from the University of Wisconsin, why do you ask?"

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03-28-09, 01:38 PM	#1
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,360 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	At the doctor's office (humour) A doctor was performing a medical exam on this young lady. In examining her chest, he noticed the faint imprint of the letter H on her chest. He asked the young lady about that. Embarrassed, the young lady said " Oh my, well you see, my boyfriend is attending Harvard University and when he visits me.. well... he likes to wear his varsity sweater while we.. do it" (blushing) The doctor, of course, completed his examine but remembered this strange visit. A few weeks later, he was examining another young lady. On her chest was the faint imprint of the letter Y. He asked her about it. This young lady blushed and stammered, " OMG! This is so embarrassing, but my boyfriend visited me from Yale University last night and he... likes to wear his varsity sweater when we (omg) have sex." The doctor just nodded his head and continued with the exam. The following month, the doctor was examining yet another young lady. On her chest was the faint outline of the letter M. He just had to ask the lady "Miss, let me guess, you have a boyfriend that attends Michigan State University right?" Perplexed, the young lady responded "why no, Doctor, but my girlfriend just visited me from the University of Wisconsin, why do you ask?" <rimshot> __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.