Fashion Victims?

AVGWarhawk · 02-20-09, 11:31 AM

What do you think? Underwater camo? Make the sheets in the bunks the same color and no one will be able to find you

http://www.navy.mil/view_single.asp?id=68930

Digital_Trucker · 02-20-09, 11:36 AM

Maybe so they won't be spotted in their camo life-rafts in case they have to abandon ship?

Looks like someone who owned a uniform company needed an infusion of cash and talked Navy procurement into the "necessity" of underwater camo. I wonder if these are being manufactured in Chicago?

UnderseaLcpl · 02-20-09, 12:11 PM

Who cares about the uniforms? What the hell is going on in that formation!?
Talking in the ranks!? Eyeballing the whole damn area!? Who is that fatbody in the second rank!? Why isn't he doing pushups and sweating Crisco!? Why do I see people hanging their heads!? Are they not familiar with the position of attention!?
Why do I see sideburns in my formation!? Is this a U.S. Navy ship or American Bandstand!?
Sweet God Almighty, I've never seen such a sorry collection of malingering misanthropes! Someone pull those men's heads out of their asses so I have a place to put my boot!

AVGWarhawk · 02-20-09, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

Who cares about the uniforms? What the hell is going on in that formation!?
Talking in the ranks!? Eyeballing the whole damn area!? Who is that fatbody in the second rank!? Why isn't he doing pushups and sweating Crisco!? Why do I see people hanging their heads!? Are they not familiar with the position of attention!?
Why do I see sideburns in my formation!? Is this a U.S. Navy ship or American Bandstand!?
Sweet God Almighty, I've never seen such a sorry collection of malingering misanthropes! Someone pull those men's heads out of their asses so I have a place to put my boot!

Man...I thought you only need to know how to hold your breath when you join the Navy

Sailor Steve · 02-20-09, 12:49 PM

He's a jyrene - all he knows is stand up straight and don't talk back.
:rotfl:

Frame57 · 02-20-09, 01:05 PM

Looks ridiculous to me. Spent two hitches on two fast attacks and never once did we have a uniform inspection. Jesus! The COB looks like a schoolboy....

UnderseaLcpl · 02-20-09, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

He's a jyrene - all he knows is stand up straight and don't talk back.
:rotfl:

That's not true! I know a wide variety of things, including how to stand up straighter and talk back even less

Aramike · 02-21-09, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

Who cares about the uniforms? What the hell is going on in that formation!?
Talking in the ranks!? Eyeballing the whole damn area!? Who is that fatbody in the second rank!? Why isn't he doing pushups and sweating Crisco!? Why do I see people hanging their heads!? Are they not familiar with the position of attention!?
Why do I see sideburns in my formation!? Is this a U.S. Navy ship or American Bandstand!?
Sweet God Almighty, I've never seen such a sorry collection of malingering misanthropes! Someone pull those men's heads out of their asses so I have a place to put my boot!

That is precisely the first thing I thought!

What about the guy in the front looking off to his left?

nikimcbee · 02-21-09, 02:33 AM

Leave it to Ol' McBee to fix the problem.

nikimcbee · 02-21-09, 02:34 AM

A jelly donut!!!!!

August · 02-21-09, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

Who cares about the uniforms? What the hell is going on in that formation!?
Talking in the ranks!? Eyeballing the whole damn area!? Who is that fatbody in the second rank!? Why isn't he doing pushups and sweating Crisco!? Why do I see people hanging their heads!? Are they not familiar with the position of attention!?
Why do I see sideburns in my formation!? Is this a U.S. Navy ship or American Bandstand!?
Sweet God Almighty, I've never seen such a sorry collection of malingering misanthropes! Someone pull those men's heads out of their asses so I have a place to put my boot!

I completely agree but what'd you expect? They are after all only swabbies.

Etienne · 02-21-09, 03:31 AM

Am I the only one that finds those uniforms hard to look at?

Seriously, I get the feeling that if I squint hard enough, it'll pop out "GO NAVY!" in 3D or something.

Kapitan_Phillips · 02-21-09, 03:53 AM

(Click the pic for my opinion)

02-20-09, 11:31 AM	#1
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,281 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Fashion Victims? What do you think? Underwater camo? Make the sheets in the bunks the same color and no one will be able to find you http://www.navy.mil/view_single.asp?id=68930 __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

02-20-09, 11:36 AM	#2
Digital_Trucker Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Peach State Posts: 4,171 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 10	Maybe so they won't be spotted in their camo life-rafts in case they have to abandon ship? Looks like someone who owned a uniform company needed an infusion of cash and talked Navy procurement into the "necessity" of underwater camo. I wonder if these are being manufactured in Chicago? __________________ RSM-GIEP-Killflags-LV Tribute-Playable Elco __Peace be with you, Dave.

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UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Who cares about the uniforms? What the hell is going on in that formation!? Talking in the ranks!? Eyeballing the whole damn area!? Who is that fatbody in the second rank!? Why isn't he doing pushups and sweating Crisco!? Why do I see people hanging their heads!? Are they not familiar with the position of attention!? Why do I see sideburns in my formation!? Is this a U.S. Navy ship or American Bandstand!? Sweet God Almighty, I've never seen such a sorry collection of malingering misanthropes! Someone pull those men's heads out of their asses so I have a place to put my boot! __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	He's a jyrene - all he knows is stand up straight and don't talk back. :rotfl: __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-20-09, 01:05 PM	#6
Frame57 Sea Lord Join Date: May 2008 Location: 1300 feet on the crapper Posts: 1,860 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Looks ridiculous to me. Spent two hitches on two fast attacks and never once did we have a uniform inspection. Jesus! The COB looks like a schoolboy.... __________________ "My Religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds." Albert Einstein

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Leave it to Ol' McBee to fix the problem. __________________

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	A jelly donut!!!!! __________________

02-21-09, 03:31 AM	#12
Etienne Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 695 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Am I the only one that finds those uniforms hard to look at? Seriously, I get the feeling that if I squint hard enough, it'll pop out "GO NAVY!" in 3D or something.

02-21-09, 03:53 AM	#13
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	(Click the pic for my opinion) __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.