A Texan couple....

Jimbuna · 01-07-09, 04:52 AM

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. Bert had always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly with a swagger, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife 'Notice anything different about me?'
Margaret looked him over. 'Nope' she said.
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different Now?'
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!!'
Furious, Bert yelled, 'Do you know why it's hanging down?'
'Nope', she replied.
'It's hanging down cause it's looking at my new boots!'
Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'I really wish you would have bought a bloody hat then'.

TarJak · 01-07-09, 04:59 AM

Nice one James!

Onkel Neal · 01-07-09, 11:22 AM

Hmmm.... maybe that explains why my gf keeps buying me new hats....:hmm:

SteamWake · 01-07-09, 12:41 PM

:rotfl:

stuntcow · 01-07-09, 01:26 PM

Glad I have two hats and one pair of boots.

nikimcbee · 01-07-09, 04:31 PM

I don't remember that happening at the subsim meeting?

FIREWALL · 01-07-09, 04:37 PM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: e-mailed it to my brother at work to cheer him up.

NealT · 01-07-09, 06:22 PM

Hmmm...I own over a dozen hats, no boots, and it still hangs down...

:hmm:

TarJak · 01-08-09, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

I don't remember that happening at the subsim meeting?

Jim did it while you were asleep on Neals couch!

Jimbuna · 01-08-09, 06:08 AM

01-07-09, 04:52 AM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A Texan couple.... An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. Bert had always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly with a swagger, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife 'Notice anything different about me?' Margaret looked him over. 'Nope' she said. Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different Now?' Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!!' Furious, Bert yelled, 'Do you know why it's hanging down?' 'Nope', she replied. 'It's hanging down cause it's looking at my new boots!' Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'I really wish you would have bought a bloody hat then'. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-07-09, 11:22 AM	#3
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,383 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	Hmmm.... maybe that explains why my gf keeps buying me new hats....:hmm: __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web

01-07-09, 01:26 PM	#5
stuntcow Torpedoman Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Tucson, AZ USA Posts: 113 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Glad I have two hats and one pair of boots. __________________ U.S.S. Harder "Hit'em Harder" "How long can you tread water?"

01-07-09, 04:31 PM	#6
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I don't remember that happening at the subsim meeting? __________________

01-07-09, 04:37 PM	#7
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: e-mailed it to my brother at work to cheer him up. __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

01-07-09, 04:59 AM	#2
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Nice one James!

01-07-09, 12:41 PM	#4
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	:rotfl:

01-07-09, 06:22 PM	#8
NealT Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna Posts: 1,060 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Hmmm...I own over a dozen hats, no boots, and it still hangs down...:hmm: __________________

01-08-09, 06:08 AM	#10
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!