A Texan couple....
 

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. Bert had always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly with a swagger, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife 'Notice anything different about me?'
Margaret looked him over. 'Nope' she said.
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different Now?'
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!!'
Furious, Bert yelled, 'Do you know why it's hanging down?'
'Nope', she replied.
'It's hanging down cause it's looking at my new boots!'
Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'I really wish you would have bought a bloody hat then'.

Nice one James!:up:

Hmmm.... maybe that explains why my gf keeps buying me new hats....:hmm:

:rotfl: :up:

Glad I have two hats and one pair of boots.

I don't remember that happening at the subsim meeting?

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: e-mailed it to my brother at work to cheer him up.

Hmmm...I own over a dozen hats, no boots, and it still hangs down...:doh::hmm::damn:

Jim did it while you were asleep on Neals couch!:D