So, on my shakedown cruise I decided to go and see what the port of Swansea had to offer. Being the impatient git that I am, I decided to sink the large tanker and depot ship that were anchored there (it was 27th of August). Boom and boom, down they went. Though to myself "Now, why should I go allll the way back to Wilhemshaven when I can just hit ESC and end patrol", so that what I did. Laughed at the -589 renown I got from sinking the two "neutrals" and started the 2nd patrol.
When I came back from getting something to drink, I noticed that something was terribly wrong. I was docked at SWANSEA!

"Please dont let it be September, please please please!" BOLLOCKS! It was september 16th and I can tell you, the port guards werent very happy to see me after I had sank the 2 ships. Ow and started inside one of their ships too.