American sailors...

ppk · 12-04-08, 01:57 AM

It's Op. Paukenschlag... I was patrolling the East coast, on my way to try to raid Norfolk when I found these two idiots from a contact report. They COULD NOT sail straight!

I was so confused trying to figure out what the hell they were doing I saved and left, turned on map contact updates and came back (no ctd, yay!!!). Plotted their position over time .... No wonder I couldn't figure it out.

Does anyone know if Bernard has American cousins? That could explain a lot of things :hmm:

Peace.

Mittelwaechter · 12-04-08, 08:52 AM

Nelson and Perry Bernard? The sailor twins?

You'll find a Bernard in any country!

Lagger123987 · 12-04-08, 08:55 AM

Seem like there making the double helix, SH3 style.

ekempey · 12-04-08, 10:48 AM

Is it just me, or are those ships doing a Thatch Weave?

ppk · 12-04-08, 01:55 PM

Kinda makes me think of the pictures of ADN chains in biology books.

Mittelwaechter, is that for real? Dehydrated water??

Mittelwaechter · 12-04-08, 03:12 PM

Some campers won't leave without it!

This product is even covered by U.S. Patent Office Trademark No. 898826!

In some countries you can sell whatever you want...

Let's make money!

Sailor Steve · 12-04-08, 04:08 PM

What does the diet water do? Take calories OFF?:rotfl:

johnm · 12-04-08, 05:57 PM

It's obvious!

You've heard of heavy water? Well this is Lite Water! Water with the Water removed! Easy. Reduces transport costs and ensures minimum storage space required.

BasilY · 12-04-08, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lagger123987

Seem like there making the double helix, SH3 style.

I think they call it the rolling scissors in the Air Force.

ppk · 12-04-08, 07:33 PM

In this case, flat scissors.

They didn't take off :P

Brag · 12-05-08, 01:16 PM

One of the captains is Franklin Deanus Bernard

12-04-08, 01:57 AM	#1
ppk Machinist's Mate Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 125 Downloads: 21 Uploads: 0	American sailors... It's Op. Paukenschlag... I was patrolling the East coast, on my way to try to raid Norfolk when I found these two idiots from a contact report. They COULD NOT sail straight! I was so confused trying to figure out what the hell they were doing I saved and left, turned on map contact updates and came back (no ctd, yay!!!). Plotted their position over time .... No wonder I couldn't figure it out. Does anyone know if Bernard has American cousins? That could explain a lot of things :hmm: Peace.

12-04-08, 08:52 AM	#2
Mittelwaechter The Old Man Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,304 Downloads: 35 Uploads: 0	Nelson and Perry Bernard? The sailor twins? You'll find a Bernard in any country! __________________ 10 happy wolves rear 90 blinded, ensnared sheep. 90 happy sheep banish the wolves. Arrest the 1% - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ6hg1oNeGE

12-04-08, 08:55 AM	#3
Lagger123987 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2007 Location: Little Saigon, San Jose, California Posts: 944 Downloads: 323 Uploads: 4	Seem like there making the double helix, SH3 style. __________________

12-04-08, 03:12 PM	#6
Mittelwaechter The Old Man Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,304 Downloads: 35 Uploads: 0	Some campers won't leave without it! This product is even covered by U.S. Patent Office Trademark No. 898826! In some countries you can sell whatever you want... Let's make money! __________________ 10 happy wolves rear 90 blinded, ensnared sheep. 90 happy sheep banish the wolves. Arrest the 1% - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ6hg1oNeGE Last edited by Mittelwaechter; 12-04-08 at 03:22 PM.

12-04-08, 04:08 PM	#7
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	What does the diet water do? Take calories OFF?:rotfl: __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

12-04-08, 10:48 AM	#4
ekempey Gunner Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 95 Downloads: 31 Uploads: 0	Is it just me, or are those ships doing a Thatch Weave?

12-04-08, 01:55 PM	#5
ppk Machinist's Mate Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 125 Downloads: 21 Uploads: 0	Kinda makes me think of the pictures of ADN chains in biology books. Mittelwaechter, is that for real? Dehydrated water??

12-04-08, 05:57 PM	#8
johnm Navy Dude Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: North of England Posts: 173 Downloads: 68 Uploads: 0	It's obvious! You've heard of heavy water? Well this is Lite Water! Water with the Water removed! Easy. Reduces transport costs and ensures minimum storage space required.

12-04-08, 07:33 PM	#10
ppk Machinist's Mate Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 125 Downloads: 21 Uploads: 0	In this case, flat scissors. They didn't take off :P Last edited by ppk; 12-04-08 at 07:34 PM.

12-05-08, 01:16 PM	#11
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	One of the captains is Franklin Deanus Bernard __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/