A brief respite from politics

Jimbuna · 10-22-08, 03:55 PM

Jimmy the Aboriginal.

A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and
invited all of his buddies and neighbours.
He also invited Jimmy, the only aboriginal in the neighbourhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters
and BBQ and flirting.

At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 15ft man-eating Crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in."

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Jimmy in the pool!

Jimmy was fighting the croc and kicking its ass!
Jimmy was jabbing the croc in the eyes with his
thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of **** like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air
like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere.
Both Jimmy and the croc were screaming and raising hell.

Finally Jimmy strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish.

Jimmy then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, "Well, Jimmy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."
"Nah, you right, I don't want it," said Jimmy.
The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet."
"How about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Jimmy.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something.
That was amazing.
How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
Again Jimmy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, "Well Jimmy, then what do you want?"

Jimmy said, "I want the name of the c*#t who pushed me in the Pool.

bookworm_020 · 10-22-08, 05:58 PM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

May not be PC, but I loved it!

Sailor Steve · 10-22-08, 07:05 PM

:rotfl:

I'll be telling that one to my friends!

Frame57 · 10-22-08, 08:07 PM

Bravo!:rotfl:

Jimbuna · 10-23-08, 08:19 AM

I'm jus wondering who pushed him in

Tango589 · 10-23-08, 10:58 AM

Nice joke! BTW, have you heard of Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson? He's an Aussie comic who's material is similar to the above, but with a LOT more foul language thrown in, as well as having written various songs such as 'My Grandfather's c*ck', 'That *******ing cats back' and 'Mick the Master Farter'.

10-22-08, 03:55 PM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A brief respite from politics Jimmy the Aboriginal. A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Jimmy, the only aboriginal in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and BBQ and flirting. At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 15ft man-eating Crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in." The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Jimmy in the pool! Jimmy was fighting the croc and kicking its ass! Jimmy was jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of **** like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Jimmy and the croc were screaming and raising hell. Finally Jimmy strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish. Jimmy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host says, "Well, Jimmy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars." "Nah, you right, I don't want it," said Jimmy. The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet." "How about half a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I don't want it," answered Jimmy. The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?" Again Jimmy said no. Confused, the rich man asked, "Well Jimmy, then what do you want?" Jimmy said, "I want the name of the c#t who pushed me in the Pool. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.* Oh my God, not again!!

10-22-08, 05:58 PM	#2
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: May not be PC, but I loved it! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

10-22-08, 07:05 PM	#3
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	:rotfl: I'll be telling that one to my friends! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

10-23-08, 08:19 AM	#5
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I'm jus wondering who pushed him in __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-23-08, 10:58 AM	#6
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Nice joke! BTW, have you heard of Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson? He's an Aussie comic who's material is similar to the above, but with a LOT more foul language thrown in, as well as having written various songs such as 'My Grandfather's cck', 'That ******ing cats back' and 'Mick the Master Farter'. __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

10-22-08, 08:07 PM	#4
Frame57 Sea Lord Join Date: May 2008 Location: 1300 feet on the crapper Posts: 1,860 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Bravo!:rotfl: