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Old 10-03-08, 09:59 AM   #1
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Default Ouch! suspected thief gets impaled on fence spike

Now the photo on the website can be disturbing, be warned

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Ouch! This suspected thief was impaled on fence spike for TWO hours after losing his footing while trying to clamber into a museum in South Africa.
Link: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-sto...5875-20766806/

having looked at the photo, well when he takes a dump on the toillet it will be going a lot easier....

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Old 10-03-08, 10:05 AM   #2
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Perhaps a deserving result for a thief.
Certainly not a deserving result for a human.
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Old 10-03-08, 10:38 AM   #3
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He said he was in no pain because he was drunk? I want some of whatever he was drinking:rotfl:It must be a pretty potent anaesthetic
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Old 10-03-08, 10:41 AM   #4
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Talk about the anal retentive
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Old 10-03-08, 12:12 PM   #5
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He'll be the butt of alot of jokes I'll bet.
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Old 10-03-08, 12:19 PM   #6
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He'll be the butt of alot of jokes I'll bet.
Ba-dum-TISH!
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Graphical representation of the phrase "Tearing him a new one"
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Old 10-03-08, 12:34 PM   #8
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Talk about the anal retentive
Ahahahahahahahahah:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Good one Jimbuna !
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Talk about the anal retentive
Ahahahahahahahahah:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Good one Jimbuna !

...I don't get it.
I mean, I suppose the word anal is always funny, but is that the joke?
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Old 10-03-08, 01:03 PM   #10
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He's gonna have more than babilas (sp?) to worry about in the morning!!
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Old 10-05-08, 11:32 AM   #11
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Talk about the anal retentive
Ahahahahahahahahah:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Good one Jimbuna !
...I don't get it.
I mean, I suppose the word anal is always funny, but is that the joke?
Huh? Anal Retention analogy, was something lost in translation? Oh wait... Analogy ... The bumm puns cannot be stopped!!!
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Old 10-05-08, 12:15 PM   #12
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...I don't get it.
I mean, I suppose the word anal is always funny, but is that the joke?
He's being retained by the ass?
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The guy looks like Stevo on the 'Jackass' series trying to do a stunt...
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Old 10-05-08, 04:40 PM   #14
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The guy looks like Stevo on the 'Jackass' series trying to do a stunt...
Yup certainly a Jackass!

Hope he didn't sober up to quickly seeing as his drinking was keeping the pain at bay.......otherwise thats going to sting!
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Old 10-05-08, 07:08 PM   #15
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When the wrought iron fences are barbed, the fire department has to cut the tine off so the hospital has to surgically remove it from said idiot. Still nothing beats the copper thieves who attempt to remove the cables from electric transformers..... as Debbie Boone once sang: You light up my life.
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