Viruses in Space...

[DeepIron]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7583805.stm

While it is currently confined to personal laptops, one can only wonder how long before...

[Task Force]

:rotfl: Thats one place that you dont want a computer Viruse

[Digital_Trucker]

Dave........ what are you doing? Get that Avast away from me:rotfl:

[Task Force]

This could also be known as. ( Bill Gates in Spaceeeeeee!) Has anyone ever thought of sending him up in a rocket that uses windows Vista to operate.:rotfl:

[SUBMAN1]

Viruses can be annoying. I just spent two days cleaning off a friends laptop. A ton of infections on this thing with more than 1 trojan - I think I counted at least 7 or 8 not including all spyware apps. Almost like a free for all, for all script kiddies.

My current theory is, the computer manufacturers like this and purposely do little to prevent it. Know why? I'll tell you - his attitude towards it. He blatantly comes out and says - "my laptop is really slow and reboots on me at times, and I just want a new one. What new laptop do you recommend?"

His solution - just buy a new one..... What if I told you that this is a normal attitude?

-S

PS. I keep using the term script kiddie. Just so you guys know what I am talking about in the future:

In hacker culture, a script kiddie (as opposed to "speed kiddie", occasionally script bunny, skiddie, script kitty, script-running juvenile (SRJ), or similar) is a derogatory term used for an inexperienced malicious hacker who uses programs developed by others to attack computer systems, and deface websites. It is generally assumed that script kiddies are kids who lack the ability to write sophisticated hacking programs on their own,[1] and that their objective is to try to impress their friends or gain credit in underground hacker communities.

Script kiddies are often able to exploit vulnerable systems and strike with great success. The most famous examples include:

• Michael Calce (aka Mafiaboy), from Montreal Canada, was arrested in 2000 for using downloaded tools to launch DoS attacks against high-profile websites such as Yahoo, Dell, eBay, and CNN. He was 15 years old at the time. The financial damages were estimated at roughly $7.5 million. He pleaded guilty to 56 criminal charges. On September 12, 2001, Mafiaboy appeared before the Montreal Youth Court in Canada and was sentenced to eight months “open custody,” one year probation, and restricted use of the Internet.[2]
• In 1999, NetBus was used to discredit a law student named Magnus Eriksson studying at the Lund University. Child pornography was downloaded onto his computer from an unidentified location. He was later acquitted of charges in 2004 when it was discovered that NetBus had been used to control his computer.
• Jeffrey Lee Parson, an 18-year-old high school student from Minnesota was responsible for using the B variant of the infamous Blaster worm. The program was part of a DoS attack against computers using the Microsoft Windows operating system. The attack took the form of a SYN flood which caused only minimal damage. He was sentenced to 18 months in prison in 2005.

[Blacklight]

The worst virus I ever encountered was this bastard addware/spyware (virus) called Virtumonde. This thing resisted virus scanners, spyware scanners, online scanners, pretty much everything. It hijacked my browser, changed my home page, restricted me from going to websites that it didn't like (like McAffee.com and Symantic.com and a ton of others). It also opened up tons of pop up adds... so much that it would bog down the computer to the point where running any kind of antivirus/spyware removal program would take all day just to get halfway through.

I thought I was going to have to go through the trouble of doing a system restore which was complicated that my hard drives are pretty full of stuff that I want to keep backed up and my external hard drive was not available as it had fried when I was trying to back everything up a few days prior.

Ironically, I owe the cleaning of the computer to Micro$oft. I was able to get to their Live One Care page which has an online scanner/computer fixeruper on the page. I ran that and it succeded where all the other virus/spy/addware programs failed. It completely killed the thing, plus it made the computer run faster than it ever ran before.
I dislike anything Micro$oft, but this thing actually worked.

If I ever catch the b'tard who wrote Virtumonde, lets just say... that some unpleasant things are going to happen to him.