Ferrari key on Ebay (german)

AntEater · 08-25-08, 12:25 PM

http://cgi.ebay.de/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?...0%3D%26fvi%3D1

A guy is selling they keys for a Ferrari his (now ex) wife crashed, complete with a breakdown of total marriage costs and photos of the ferrari

Rough translation:

I'm selling my old original Ferrari keys, originally belonging to a Ferrari 360 Modena wrecked by my ex wife.
She managed to crash this Ferrari, bought by money earned through hard, honest work in a 30 km/h limit zone in Stuttgart. Economic total loss, estimated damage 120.000 Euros.
Then I should've realized that my wife is an economic total loss as well...
The car was insured, but my wife was driving intoxicated (at 2 pm!) and the insurance refused to cover the damage
My laywer advised against a lawsuit and for a divorce.
Back to Stuttgart. We live in Düsseldorf (roundabout 400 km from from Stuttgart) and I wanted to know what she was doing in Stuttgart. "A surprise for you" was her answer. A surprise it was, as I found out she was visiting her lover.
In four years of marriage, my wife cost me roundabout 800.000 Euros, Divorce not included.
These roughly break down in:

Shoes: 50.000€
Clothes: 200.000€
Ferrari: 185.000€
Insurance: 12.000€
Gas: 30.000€
Jewelry: 200.000€
Furniture etc.: 250.000€
Hair, Cosmetics and all that: 30.000€
Plastic surgery: 70.000€

Article is sold "as is"
Sadly this clause was not included in my marriage as well...

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

FIREWALL · 08-25-08, 12:28 PM

I wanna see pics of the ex-wife. :p

Happy Times · 08-25-08, 12:29 PM

The best!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

mcf1 · 08-25-08, 12:46 PM

Ferrari keys, a toast showing the image of Virgin Mary, hair extension from Kate Moss.
I Wonder what else they are gonna sell on eBay

SUBMAN1 · 08-25-08, 01:24 PM

Hahahaha!

Good for him!

-S

Platapus · 08-25-08, 08:46 PM

800K

I wonder how much a good hit man would cost?

Sailor Steve · 08-25-08, 09:24 PM

A multitude of years ago I saw an ad in our local paper:

"Wife says the bike goes or she does. Either one $500."

Wolfehunter · 08-25-08, 10:03 PM

WOW. Thats crazy man....:rotfl: If I were ever rich like that I would never marry. To risky.:hmm:

jpm1 · 08-25-08, 10:08 PM

He keeps up smiling , nice philosophy

. Why he doesn't make her a trial , crashing a 120 000€ car while going to see another man i would have been a bit upset myself

Edit : 70 000€ in plastic surgery lol he should have been wary

mcf1 · 08-26-08, 02:12 AM

He should also try to sell his ex-wife she's the least worth of 70.000 euros,
maybe someone will buy her :rotfl:

08-25-08, 12:25 PM	#1
AntEater Grey Wolf Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Germany Posts: 936 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Ferrari key on Ebay (german) http://cgi.ebay.de/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?...0%3D%26fvi%3D1 A guy is selling they keys for a Ferrari his (now ex) wife crashed, complete with a breakdown of total marriage costs and photos of the ferrari Rough translation: I'm selling my old original Ferrari keys, originally belonging to a Ferrari 360 Modena wrecked by my ex wife. She managed to crash this Ferrari, bought by money earned through hard, honest work in a 30 km/h limit zone in Stuttgart. Economic total loss, estimated damage 120.000 Euros. Then I should've realized that my wife is an economic total loss as well... The car was insured, but my wife was driving intoxicated (at 2 pm!) and the insurance refused to cover the damage My laywer advised against a lawsuit and for a divorce. Back to Stuttgart. We live in Düsseldorf (roundabout 400 km from from Stuttgart) and I wanted to know what she was doing in Stuttgart. "A surprise for you" was her answer. A surprise it was, as I found out she was visiting her lover. In four years of marriage, my wife cost me roundabout 800.000 Euros, Divorce not included. These roughly break down in: Shoes: 50.000€ Clothes: 200.000€ Ferrari: 185.000€ Insurance: 12.000€ Gas: 30.000€ Jewelry: 200.000€ Furniture etc.: 250.000€ Hair, Cosmetics and all that: 30.000€ Plastic surgery: 70.000€ Article is sold "as is" Sadly this clause was not included in my marriage as well... :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: __________________

08-25-08, 12:28 PM	#2
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	I wanna see pics of the ex-wife. :p __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

08-25-08, 12:29 PM	#3
Happy Times Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 2,950 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	The best!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________

08-25-08, 01:24 PM	#5
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Hahahaha! Good for him! -S __________________

08-25-08, 08:46 PM	#6
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,380 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	800K I wonder how much a good hit man would cost? __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

08-25-08, 12:46 PM	#4
mcf1 Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Greece, Volos Posts: 710 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Ferrari keys, a toast showing the image of Virgin Mary, hair extension from Kate Moss. I Wonder what else they are gonna sell on eBay

08-25-08, 09:24 PM	#7
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	A multitude of years ago I saw an ad in our local paper: "Wife says the bike goes or she does. Either one $500." __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

08-25-08, 10:03 PM	#8
Wolfehunter Crusty Capt. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2,752 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 25	WOW. Thats crazy man....:rotfl: If I were ever rich like that I would never marry. To risky.:hmm: __________________

08-25-08, 10:08 PM	#9
jpm1 Captain Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 544 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	He keeps up smiling , nice philosophy . Why he doesn't make her a trial , crashing a 120 000€ car while going to see another man i would have been a bit upset myself Edit : 70 000€ in plastic surgery lol he should have been wary

08-26-08, 02:12 AM	#10
mcf1 Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Greece, Volos Posts: 710 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	He should also try to sell his ex-wife she's the least worth of 70.000 euros, maybe someone will buy her :rotfl: