Ferrari key on Ebay (german)
 

http://cgi.ebay.de/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?...0%3D%26fvi%3D1

A guy is selling they keys for a Ferrari his (now ex) wife crashed, complete with a breakdown of total marriage costs and photos of the ferrari

Rough translation:

I'm selling my old original Ferrari keys, originally belonging to a Ferrari 360 Modena wrecked by my ex wife.
She managed to crash this Ferrari, bought by money earned through hard, honest work in a 30 km/h limit zone in Stuttgart. Economic total loss, estimated damage 120.000 Euros.
Then I should've realized that my wife is an economic total loss as well...
The car was insured, but my wife was driving intoxicated (at 2 pm!) and the insurance refused to cover the damage
My laywer advised against a lawsuit and for a divorce.
Back to Stuttgart. We live in Düsseldorf (roundabout 400 km from from Stuttgart) and I wanted to know what she was doing in Stuttgart. "A surprise for you" was her answer. A surprise it was, as I found out she was visiting her lover.
In four years of marriage, my wife cost me roundabout 800.000 Euros, Divorce not included.
These roughly break down in:

Shoes: 50.000€
Clothes: 200.000€
Ferrari: 185.000€
Insurance: 12.000€
Gas: 30.000€
Jewelry: 200.000€
Furniture etc.: 250.000€
Hair, Cosmetics and all that: 30.000€
Plastic surgery: 70.000€

Article is sold "as is"
Sadly this clause was not included in my marriage as well...

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

The best!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Ferrari keys, a toast showing the image of Virgin Mary, hair extension from Kate Moss.
I Wonder what else they are gonna sell on eBay

Hahahaha!

Good for him!

-S

800K

I wonder how much a good hit man would cost?

A multitude of years ago I saw an ad in our local paper:

"Wife says the bike goes or she does. Either one $500."

WOW. Thats crazy man....:rotfl: If I were ever rich like that I would never marry. To risky.:hmm:

He keeps up smiling , nice philosophy http://www.emoticonland.net/smileys/...xpresss001.gif . Why he doesn't make her a trial , crashing a 120 000€ car while going to see another man i would have been a bit upset myself :nope:

Edit : 70 000€ in plastic surgery lol he should have been wary http://www.emoticonland.net/smileys/...xpresss001.gif

He should also try to sell his ex-wife she's the least worth of 70.000 euros,
maybe someone will buy her :rotfl: