Balz Does it on GWX 2.1!

Brag · 06-15-08, 09:24 PM

Leutenant Kalb writes:

We have been in what Balz calls the black hole for two weeks, busy sinking ships.
Balz took to wearing his tea cozy on his head.

We sat in the mess when Bernard asked, "What is the correct expression, one ship one torpedo, or one torpedo one ship?"

"One ship one torpedo," Balz growled.
"I like one torpedo one ship better."
"You don't understand, it is one torpedo per ship, not one ship per torpedo. Alles klar?"
"Well, you can't fire one torpedo at two ships so one torpedo one ship is correct." Bernard argued.
"You imbecile. When I say One ship one torpedo that's what I mean."
Bernard crossed his arms. "Herr Kaleun. you don'y follow your own rules."
"What do you mean?"
"On some ships you use the the deck gun and no torpedoes."

I retired to my bunk to write a message to BDU, 106,000 BRT, returning to base. Not too bad for a type VII patrol.

Brag · 06-15-08, 09:56 PM

J.S, Balz Writes

01 February 1939
U-45 to BDU

Dear Admiral, kindly get the Ritter Kreutz with some thingies ready for my return to Willhelmsaven. Like the great hero of the Kriesmarine that I am I have sunk lots of ships belonging to the enemy. When I return to base, I feel the need to parade in front of adoring crowds. Having a Ritterkreutz will enhance my parading at the main railway station where people from all over Germany will be able to say there goes Balz, the greatest hero of the Kriegsmarine. It would be embarrasing not to have the award hanging from my neck. Especially if thingies like oak leaves, swords and diamonfs are missing.

Oh, by the way, I sunk 106K of enemy shipping on this patrol. Could have sunk a lot more if Bernard wasn't aboard. Is it possible to send him as naval attache to Bolivia? (I am sure no higher posting in the world is possible).

Very hoochie-woochie yours,
Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz.

GoldenRivet · 06-15-08, 10:19 PM

i like the subsim fire sig

Kipparikalle · 06-16-08, 04:28 AM

Hah, the first post made me laught IRL

"You imbecile. When I say One ship one torpedo that's what I mean."
Bernard crossed his arms. "Herr Kaleun. you don'y follow your own rules."
"What do you mean?"
"On some ships you use the the deck gun and no torpedoes."

Hilarious

Oh, I can't wait to see the pictures you got on this time!

BTW. Did your screen set on fire literally? Just wondering after seeing that "I survived the subsim fire"

Brag · 06-16-08, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Kipparikalle

Hah, the first post made me laught IRL

"You imbecile. When I say One ship one torpedo that's what I mean."
Bernard crossed his arms. "Herr Kaleun. you don'y follow your own rules."
"What do you mean?"
"On some ships you use the the deck gun and no torpedoes."

Hilarious

Oh, I can't wait to see the pictures you got on this time!

BTW. Did your screen set on fire literally? Just wondering after seeing that "I survived the subsim fire"

Letum invented the fire sig after the server caught fire and Subsim went down for a few days.

Kipparikalle · 06-16-08, 06:00 AM

Oh, that explains why I wasn't able to get here earlier.

U56 · 06-16-08, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Brag

J.S, Balz Writes
Could have sunk a lot more if Bernard wasn't aboard. Is it possible to send him as naval attache to Bolivia? (I am sure no higher posting in the world is possible).

Very hoochie-woochie yours,
Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz.

Naval attache to Nepal?

rifleman13 · 06-16-08, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by U56

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Originally Posted by Brag

J.S, Balz Writes
Could have sunk a lot more if Bernard wasn't aboard. Is it possible to send him as naval attache to Bolivia? (I am sure no higher posting in the world is possible).

Very hoochie-woochie yours,
Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz.

Naval attache to Nepal?

I think the skills that Bernard utilizes is very useful in the Eastern Front!

He's the Heer's problem now!

Sailor Steve · 06-16-08, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Brag

Very hoochie-woochie yours

That's "hoochie-woochily yours"!

The great writer can't even write proper Engli...er, Germ...er...

Oh, never mind.

:rotfl:

NealT · 06-16-08, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

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Originally Posted by Brag

Very hoochie-woochie yours

That's "hoochie-woochily yours"!

The great writer can't even write proper Engli...er, Germ...er...

Oh, never mind.

:rotfl:

I believe he was writing that from the north Atlantic...I seem to remember him saying he had found an iceberg or two...it was probably cold...

Brag · 06-16-08, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by NealT

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

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Originally Posted by Brag

Very hoochie-woochie yours

That's "hoochie-woochily yours"!

The great writer can't even write proper Engli...er, Germ...er...

Oh, never mind.

:rotfl:

I believe he was writing that from the north Atlantic...I seem to remember him saying he had found an iceberg or two...it was probably cold...

Hoochie-woochiely is correct grammar. Ummm, another topic for the officers' mess aboard U-45?

Sailor Steve · 06-16-08, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Brag

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Originally Posted by NealT

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

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Originally Posted by Brag

Very hoochie-woochie yours

That's "hoochie-woochily yours"!

The great writer can't even write proper Engli...er, Germ...er...

Oh, never mind.

:rotfl:

I believe he was writing that from the north Atlantic...I seem to remember him saying he had found an iceberg or two...it was probably cold...

Hoochie-woochiely is correct grammar. Ummm, another topic for the officers' mess aboard U-45?

Oh. My. God! Kalb wouldn't dare! Bernard correcting the great Balz's grammar? I'm running for cover!

06-15-08, 09:24 PM	#1
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Balz Does it on GWX 2.1! Leutenant Kalb writes: We have been in what Balz calls the black hole for two weeks, busy sinking ships. Balz took to wearing his tea cozy on his head. We sat in the mess when Bernard asked, "What is the correct expression, one ship one torpedo, or one torpedo one ship?" "One ship one torpedo," Balz growled. "I like one torpedo one ship better." "You don't understand, it is one torpedo per ship, not one ship per torpedo. Alles klar?" "Well, you can't fire one torpedo at two ships so one torpedo one ship is correct." Bernard argued. "You imbecile. When I say One ship one torpedo that's what I mean." Bernard crossed his arms. "Herr Kaleun. you don'y follow your own rules." "What do you mean?" "On some ships you use the the deck gun and no torpedoes." I retired to my bunk to write a message to BDU, 106,000 BRT, returning to base. Not too bad for a type VII patrol. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/ Last edited by Brag; 06-16-08 at 12:38 PM.

06-15-08, 09:56 PM	#2
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	J.S, Balz Writes 01 February 1939 U-45 to BDU Dear Admiral, kindly get the Ritter Kreutz with some thingies ready for my return to Willhelmsaven. Like the great hero of the Kriesmarine that I am I have sunk lots of ships belonging to the enemy. When I return to base, I feel the need to parade in front of adoring crowds. Having a Ritterkreutz will enhance my parading at the main railway station where people from all over Germany will be able to say there goes Balz, the greatest hero of the Kriegsmarine. It would be embarrasing not to have the award hanging from my neck. Especially if thingies like oak leaves, swords and diamonfs are missing. Oh, by the way, I sunk 106K of enemy shipping on this patrol. Could have sunk a lot more if Bernard wasn't aboard. Is it possible to send him as naval attache to Bolivia? (I am sure no higher posting in the world is possible). Very hoochie-woochie yours, Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

06-15-08, 10:19 PM	#3
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	i like the subsim fire sig __________________

06-16-08, 04:28 AM	#4
Kipparikalle Samurai Navy Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Finland Posts: 580 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Hah, the first post made me laught IRL "You imbecile. When I say One ship one torpedo that's what I mean." Bernard crossed his arms. "Herr Kaleun. you don'y follow your own rules." "What do you mean?" "On some ships you use the the deck gun and no torpedoes." Hilarious Oh, I can't wait to see the pictures you got on this time! BTW. Did your screen set on fire literally? Just wondering after seeing that "I survived the subsim fire"

06-16-08, 06:00 AM	#6
Kipparikalle Samurai Navy Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Finland Posts: 580 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Oh, that explains why I wasn't able to get here earlier.