The US Gov. is working on it......................

[SUBMAN1]

U.S. Government is trying to correct the problem. After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
Heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer
Heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer
Fewer heart attacks than us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and Suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and Fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink whatever you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you, but the
U.S. Government is trying to correct the problem

[NEON DEON]

Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

U.S. Government is trying to correct the problem. After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
Heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer
Heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer
Fewer heart attacks than us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and Suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and Fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink whatever you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you, but the
U.S. Government is trying to correct the problem

Que?

[bookworm_020]

I speak Australian, so I'm Ok!

[V.C. Sniper]

^ You speak Australian English, therefore you are not safe.

[baggygreen]

no in-glish here mate, yob is the way to go!

Youse shouds all lern to speak yob

[Schroeder]

Originally Posted by bookworm_020

I speak Australian, so I'm Ok!

Can confirm that. I once was at the Northern Territorry and had a very hard time to understand some people there.

Originally Posted by Schroeder

Can confirm that. I once was at the Northern Territory and had a very hard time to understand some people there.

Try Queensland , some of them make Territorian's sound like English Literature majors :rotfl:

[Raptor1]

Adasfjvln afdoniopcxsa afdsadfon~dsai~fdsaipjafumoafsdip

(Babelfish) Good is thing only I to speaking Raptorian (afdoniopcxsa)

afieneplf a'asdcmzx~~sadf?

[jpm1]

bon alors y faut que je fasses ce post en français pour préserver ma santé :rotfl:

[antikristuseke]

Järelikult meil eesti keelt kõnelevatel inimestel pole tarvis millegi pärast muretseda.

[Tchocky]

Ní thuigim

[Geno_Mariner]

Dat is hilarisch! Ik eet wat dan ook in ieder geval

[Von Tonner]

Dit is nie 'n probleem vir my as ek net Afrikaans praat dan:rotfl:

[Seth8530]

No habla ingles yo habla espanol