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SUBMAN1 05-26-08 12:01 AM

The US Gov. is working on it......................
 
U.S. Government is trying to correct the problem. After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
Heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer
Heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer
Fewer heart attacks than us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and Suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and Fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink whatever you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you, but the
U.S. Government is trying to correct the problem

NEON DEON 05-26-08 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SUBMAN1
U.S. Government is trying to correct the problem. After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
Heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer
Heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer
Fewer heart attacks than us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and Suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and Fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink whatever you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you, but the
U.S. Government is trying to correct the problem

Que?

bookworm_020 05-26-08 12:37 AM

I speak Australian, so I'm Ok!:up:

V.C. Sniper 05-26-08 12:52 AM

^ You speak Australian English, therefore you are not safe.

baggygreen 05-26-08 12:58 AM

no in-glish here mate, yob is the way to go!:D

darius359au 05-26-08 01:06 AM

Youse shouds all lern to speak yob :lol:

Schroeder 05-26-08 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bookworm_020
I speak Australian, so I'm Ok!:up:

Can confirm that. I once was at the Northern Territorry and had a very hard time to understand some people there.:dead:

darius359au 05-26-08 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Schroeder
Quote:

Originally Posted by bookworm_020
I speak Australian, so I'm Ok!:up:

Can confirm that. I once was at the Northern Territory and had a very hard time to understand some people there.:dead:

Try Queensland , some of them make Territorian's sound like English Literature majors ;):rotfl:

Raptor1 05-26-08 07:33 AM

Adasfjvln afdoniopcxsa afdsadfon~dsai~fdsaipjafumoafsdip

(Babelfish) Good is thing only I to speaking Raptorian (afdoniopcxsa)

afieneplf a'asdcmzx~~sadf?

jpm1 05-26-08 08:13 AM

bon alors y faut que je fasses ce post en français pour préserver ma santé :rotfl:

antikristuseke 05-26-08 08:35 AM

Järelikult meil eesti keelt kõnelevatel inimestel pole tarvis millegi pärast muretseda.

Tchocky 05-26-08 08:44 AM

Ní thuigim :)

Geno_Mariner 05-26-08 09:00 AM

Dat is hilarisch! Ik eet wat dan ook in ieder geval :lol:

Von Tonner 05-26-08 09:32 AM

Dit is nie 'n probleem vir my as ek net Afrikaans praat dan:rotfl:

Seth8530 05-26-08 11:25 AM

No habla ingles yo habla espanol


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