Balz's wee br'er, pt. I

msalama · 05-23-08, 02:02 PM

"Schiff gesichtet, hooch.. eh, bearing 100."
"Where??? Say that again, please?"
"Hoochie-wooch... eh, schiff gesichtet, lage 76234."
"Erm... there's NO 'lage 76234' as you should very well remember from the academy, Sailor???"
"Ech, ja, Herr Kaleun... it's just that them crewmates here tell me to approximate it whenever I'm not sure."
"Aaaand.. did they ever tell you what that actually means???"
"Not them, Sir. But respectfully, Sir, Ubisoft Romania told me ALL about it so I should know... SIR!!!"

I return to my quarters to mull this over. After a while, a destroyer starts to ping our conning tower with his gun instead of the electronic device at his disposal. I wonder if this has anything to do with me believing all this "lage 76234" stuff???

"Abtauchen!!! Depth 154 meters!!!"
"Jawohl, Herr Kaleun. Abtauchen. Neue tiefe 1554 meters. Just approximately of course, Sir."

05-23-08, 02:02 PM	#1
msalama Samurai Navy Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: In an octopus's garden Posts: 565 Downloads: 99 Uploads: 0	Balz's wee br'er, pt. I "Schiff gesichtet, hooch.. eh, bearing 100." "Where??? Say that again, please?" "Hoochie-wooch... eh, schiff gesichtet, lage 76234." "Erm... there's NO 'lage 76234' as you should very well remember from the academy, Sailor???" "Ech, ja, Herr Kaleun... it's just that them crewmates here tell me to approximate it whenever I'm not sure." "Aaaand.. did they ever tell you what that actually means???" "Not them, Sir. But respectfully, Sir, Ubisoft Romania told me ALL about it so I should know... SIR!!!" I return to my quarters to mull this over. After a while, a destroyer starts to ping our conning tower with his gun instead of the electronic device at his disposal. I wonder if this has anything to do with me believing all this "lage 76234" stuff??? "Abtauchen!!! Depth 154 meters!!!" "Jawohl, Herr Kaleun. Abtauchen. Neue tiefe 1554 meters. Just approximately of course, Sir."