Naked in the Sauna

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Three Women, Two Younger, And One Senior Citizen, Were Sitting Naked In A Sauna.

Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound. The Young Woman Pressed Her Forearm
And The Beep Stopped. The Others Looked At Her Questioningly.
'that Was My Pager,' She Said. I Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm.

A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Second Young Woman Lifted Her
Palm To Her Ear . When She Finished, She Explained, 'that Was My Mobile
Phone. I Have A Microchip In My Hand.'

The Older Woman Felt Very Low -tech. Not To Be Out Done, She Decided She
Had To Do Something Just As Impressive. She Stepped Out Of The Sauna And
Went To The Bathroom.

She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From Her Rear End.
The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her.

The Older Woman Finally Said.... . ....well, Will You Look At That....
I'm Getting A Fax!!