Man caught having sex with picnic table

Von Tonner · 03-29-08, 08:09 AM

ON a picnic table I can understand - but TO a picnic table??!!!

"Police say that Art Price Jr was seen copulating with furniture on four separate mornings, most recently on March 14 when a neighbour recorded it as evidence.

Mr Price was seen copulating with furniture on four separate morningsThe alleged incident took place near a school in broad daylight in the town of Bellevue in Ohio.
The neighbour, who remains anonymous, said he saw Mr Price in his garden turning over a round metal tale before performing a sex act upon it.
Local Police Captain Matt Johnson said: "He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...npicnic128.xml

STEED · 03-29-08, 08:15 AM

Well it could be worse, he could be a dog shagger or a farm animal shagger.

DeepIron · 03-29-08, 08:18 AM

Hey, it was consentual! The table didn't complain... only the neighbor! Besides, what was the neighbr doing spying on this guy in the first place?

silentrunner · 03-29-08, 08:19 AM

Once again I must use this video...

DeepIron · 03-29-08, 08:21 AM

Hey silentrunner... downside your graphic will ya? I gotta scroll 2/3 the way down the page to get to the next posts...

Sonarman · 03-29-08, 08:29 AM

We had a similar incident in Scotland where a guy was caught having sex with his bike!

Brag · 03-29-08, 08:44 AM

A guy with bad table manners :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Etienne · 03-29-08, 08:46 AM

I really can't see what this discussion brings to the table.

Tchocky · 03-29-08, 08:46 AM

Reminds of that British fellow and his bicycle.

AVGWarhawk · 03-29-08, 09:26 AM

I wonder if he is partial to end tables?

stabiz · 03-29-08, 09:31 AM

In other news, a Norwegian pop star/known musician was caught masturbating in the middle of Norways second largest city by the police last night. His response was:

"It`s all a misunderstanding, I was peeing.":rotfl:

Linky for those who can read Norwegian:
http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/a...p?artid=513551

Platapus · 03-29-08, 10:26 AM

I think you can name pretty much any object and there will be at least one person in the world who "likes" it.

Actually I don't have a problem with a guy who "likes" picnic tables but he needs to get one for him to use in private.

In private, do anything you want to your picnic table, but not in public.

So the next time you stop by a public picnic table and you see that white stuff, don't automatically blame the pigeons.

ewwwwww

Jimbuna · 03-29-08, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sonarman

We had a similar incident in Scotland where a guy was caught having sex with his bike!

Sounds like kratos to me

Von Tonner · 03-29-08, 01:29 PM

When I was a kid my parents would admonish me with "sit up straight and take your elbows off the table"

In his case it probably was "stop panting and take your balls off the table"

mrbeast · 03-29-08, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Von Tonner

When I was a kid my parents would admonish me with "sit up straight and take your elbows off the table"

In his case it probably was "stop panting and take your balls off the table"

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

03-29-08, 08:09 AM	#1
Von Tonner Seasoned Skipper Join Date: May 2005 Location: South Africa Posts: 711 Downloads: 44 Uploads: 0	Man caught having sex with picnic table ON a picnic table I can understand - but TO a picnic table??!!! "Police say that Art Price Jr was seen copulating with furniture on four separate mornings, most recently on March 14 when a neighbour recorded it as evidence. Mr Price was seen copulating with furniture on four separate morningsThe alleged incident took place near a school in broad daylight in the town of Bellevue in Ohio. The neighbour, who remains anonymous, said he saw Mr Price in his garden turning over a round metal tale before performing a sex act upon it. Local Police Captain Matt Johnson said: "He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table." http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...npicnic128.xml

03-29-08, 08:15 AM	#2
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Well it could be worse, he could be a dog shagger or a farm animal shagger. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

03-29-08, 08:18 AM	#3
DeepIron Sea Lord Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Too far from the Pacific right now... Posts: 1,634 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Hey, it was consentual! The table didn't complain... only the neighbor! Besides, what was the neighbr doing spying on this guy in the first place? __________________ RFB / RSRDC Beta Tester RFB / RSRDC Modding Forum: http://forum.kickinbak.com/index.php RFB Top Post link: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=125529 RFB Loadout: RFB_V1.52_102408: RFB_V1.52_Patch_111608: RSRDC_RFBv15_V396

03-29-08, 08:19 AM	#4
silentrunner Watch Officer Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Mind your own business English Types Posts: 334 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Once again I must use this video... __________________

03-29-08, 08:21 AM	#5
DeepIron Sea Lord Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Too far from the Pacific right now... Posts: 1,634 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Hey silentrunner... downside your graphic will ya? I gotta scroll 2/3 the way down the page to get to the next posts... __________________ RFB / RSRDC Beta Tester RFB / RSRDC Modding Forum: http://forum.kickinbak.com/index.php RFB Top Post link: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=125529 RFB Loadout: RFB_V1.52_102408: RFB_V1.52_Patch_111608: RSRDC_RFBv15_V396

03-29-08, 08:29 AM	#6
Sonarman The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Ayr,Scotland,UK Posts: 1,392 Downloads: 79 Uploads: 0	We had a similar incident in Scotland where a guy was caught having sex with his bike! __________________ "The action is simulated...the excitement is real!" Microprose Simulation Software.

03-29-08, 08:44 AM	#7
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	A guy with bad table manners :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

03-29-08, 08:46 AM	#8
Etienne Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 695 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	I really can't see what this discussion brings to the table.

03-29-08, 08:46 AM	#9
Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,874 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Reminds of that British fellow and his bicycle. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

03-29-08, 09:26 AM	#10
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I wonder if he is partial to end tables? __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

03-29-08, 09:31 AM	#11
stabiz Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 4,224 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	In other news, a Norwegian pop star/known musician was caught masturbating in the middle of Norways second largest city by the police last night. His response was: "It`s all a misunderstanding, I was peeing.":rotfl: Linky for those who can read Norwegian: http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/a...p?artid=513551 __________________

03-29-08, 10:26 AM	#12
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,360 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I think you can name pretty much any object and there will be at least one person in the world who "likes" it. Actually I don't have a problem with a guy who "likes" picnic tables but he needs to get one for him to use in private. In private, do anything you want to your picnic table, but not in public. So the next time you stop by a public picnic table and you see that white stuff, don't automatically blame the pigeons. ewwwwww __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

03-29-08, 01:29 PM	#14
Von Tonner Seasoned Skipper Join Date: May 2005 Location: South Africa Posts: 711 Downloads: 44 Uploads: 0	When I was a kid my parents would admonish me with "sit up straight and take your elbows off the table" In his case it probably was "stop panting and take your balls off the table"