Balz continues his patrol on U-104

Brag · 03-01-08, 03:33 PM

Ofz.S. Hegeman writes:

16 January 1941
"Yodeleeheehoooooooooooooo." The cry came from the conning tower overpowering the U-104 choir practice.
"What was that?" Balz asked.
"That's Bernard yodeling, Herr Kaleun."
Balz shot up the ladder.
Outside, rain pinged on the bridge with a demented staccato. Fog swirled around the boat like Salome's dance of the Seven Veils and Bernard yodeled like a sick cow.
"What are you doing, you imbecile?"
Bernard stood at attention. "I thought it was appropiate to yodel in an alpine landscape."
"Mensh, du bist veruckt, man, you're crazy,"
"Nein, Herr Kaleun. We're in the alps, look!" Bernard placed his hands on the sides of his mouth and yelled, "Halloooo."
"Halloooo, halloooo," two echoes responded.
"All engines astern one third" Balz yelled down the hatch. He then directed his fiery gaze at Bernard. "You idiot. We're in the middle of icebergs why didn't you report when you saw it?"
"I've seen higher bergs in the Alps. Once you've seen one berg, you've seen them all."

Laufen zum Ziel · 03-01-08, 06:23 PM

Since you have probably allready got your WO in the stern tube ready to fire try having him do an internal clean of one of your bow tubes. With the sounds he makes he will sound like a whale when you fire him.

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papa_smurf · 03-02-08, 06:08 AM

Reading this, i wonder if we've finally found out where Bernard is from?

CapZap1970 · 03-02-08, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brag

Ofz.S. Hegeman writes:

16 January 1941
"Yodeleeheehoooooooooooooo." The cry came from the conning tower overpowering the U-104 choir practice.
"What was that?" Balz asked.
"That's Bernard yodeling, Herr Kaleun."
Balz shot up the ladder.
Outside, rain pinged on the bridge with a demented staccato. Fog swirled around the boat like Salome's dance of the Seven Veils and Bernard yodeled like a sick cow.
"What are you doing, you imbecile?"
Bernard stood at attention. "I thought it was appropiate to yodel in an alpine landscape."
"Mensh, du bist veruckt, man, you're crazy,"
"Nein, Herr Kaleun. We're in the alps, look!" Bernard placed his hands on the sides of his mouth and yelled, "Halloooo."
"Halloooo, halloooo," two echoes responded.
"All engines astern one third" Balz yelled down the hatch. He then directed his fiery gaze at Bernard. "You idiot. We're in the middle of icebergs why didn't you report when you saw it?"
"I've seen higher bergs in the Alps. Once you've seen one berg, you've seen them all."

:rotfl: :rotfl:
LMAO!!

sunvalleyslim · 03-02-08, 03:00 PM

Kapt Balz,
I think you might enjoy a Med cruise better...............unless you like ice in your evening cocktails................:hmm: :rotfl:

03-01-08, 03:33 PM	#1
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Balz continues his patrol on U-104 Ofz.S. Hegeman writes: 16 January 1941 "Yodeleeheehoooooooooooooo." The cry came from the conning tower overpowering the U-104 choir practice. "What was that?" Balz asked. "That's Bernard yodeling, Herr Kaleun." Balz shot up the ladder. Outside, rain pinged on the bridge with a demented staccato. Fog swirled around the boat like Salome's dance of the Seven Veils and Bernard yodeled like a sick cow. "What are you doing, you imbecile?" Bernard stood at attention. "I thought it was appropiate to yodel in an alpine landscape." "Mensh, du bist veruckt, man, you're crazy," "Nein, Herr Kaleun. We're in the alps, look!" Bernard placed his hands on the sides of his mouth and yelled, "Halloooo." "Halloooo, halloooo," two echoes responded. "All engines astern one third" Balz yelled down the hatch. He then directed his fiery gaze at Bernard. "You idiot. We're in the middle of icebergs why didn't you report when you saw it?" "I've seen higher bergs in the Alps. Once you've seen one berg, you've seen them all." __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

03-01-08, 06:23 PM	#2
Laufen zum Ziel Eternal Patrol Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Hiding on the bottom Posts: 1,783 Downloads: 853 Uploads: 457	Since you have probably allready got your WO in the stern tube ready to fire try having him do an internal clean of one of your bow tubes. With the sounds he makes he will sound like a whale when you fire him. http://silent-hunter-addict.com __________________ RIP Laufen zum Ziel

03-02-08, 06:08 AM	#3
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	Reading this, i wonder if we've finally found out where Bernard is from? __________________

03-02-08, 03:00 PM	#5
sunvalleyslim Ace of the Deep Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, Ca Posts: 1,142 Downloads: 267 Uploads: 0	Kapt Balz, I think you might enjoy a Med cruise better...............unless you like ice in your evening cocktails................:hmm: :rotfl: __________________ Crew member/ decommission member TM2(SS)(SD) 3/68-7/70 DIESEL BOATS FOREVER USS SEGUNDO (SS398)