Has anyone heard from Balz?

Brag · 01-16-08, 07:44 PM

BDU received this message and has not had further contact with U-52

To BDU
From U-52
16 June 1940

Suffered severe damage, flooding in all compartments. Will attempt to reach a French Atlantic Port. Tell Army to hurry up and liberate one.

Balz

fair_weather · 01-16-08, 07:48 PM

NOOooooo! He ist vital to the war effort!

Abd_von_Mumit · 01-16-08, 08:09 PM

Hmm... actually this couldn't happen, as U-52 is currently on her way to North Atlantic on June 8th 1940 and hasn't encounter any enemy shipping yet.

We do not also have any Balz onboard... I think someone got drunk, bought a radio for his gun and sends crazy messages sitting right by the caffe.

Einzelganger · 01-17-08, 06:12 AM

If caught by the British i expect him to be set loose again, they won't believe a man with a tea cozy on his head is sane enough to command a U-boat.

Otherwise he'll probably show up again, sailing into port in his tea cozy. :rotfl::rotfl:

Puster Bill · 01-17-08, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abd_von_Mumit

We do not also have any Balz onboard...

I'd heard that about your boat, but I just thought it was someone spreading mean rumors.

Morts · 01-17-08, 07:48 AM

finally !
die balz
DIE

Oberon · 01-17-08, 08:19 AM

Noooo!! This cannot happen! This must be a balz up by someone!

BulSoldier · 01-17-08, 09:49 AM

If british manage to capture our great Johan (Balz) , our fuhrer will force operation sealion, we will get you back to home tea-cozy-man !

Sigurd · 01-17-08, 10:32 AM

Should we prepare a memorial service for the hoochie-woochie?

NealT · 01-17-08, 11:43 AM

How about a party?

Oberon · 01-17-08, 02:39 PM

The 16th June may well be known forever as Hoochie Woochie Day...

But no! I refuse to believe it! Balz cannot die! The Britisch aren't THAT good!

Sailor Steve · 01-17-08, 02:41 PM

Just leave him alone and he'll come home.

Dragging his Balz behind him.

Oberon · 01-17-08, 02:45 PM

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=129167

BALZ LIVES!

Jimbuna · 01-17-08, 05:41 PM

I'd heard that he'd been beamed aboard an alien spaceship where medical experiments were performed on him

Brag · 01-17-08, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

I'd heard that he'd been beamed aboard an alien spaceship where medical experiments were performed on him

After the treatment, he came out saying, "GWX, GWX, GWX, GWX. 24 hours later, he walked out of the hospital singing Hoochie woochie du bist meine liebchen.

01-16-08, 07:44 PM	#1
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fair_weather Planesman Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 197 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	NOOooooo! He ist vital to the war effort! __________________ Information on the Real SS-228

01-16-08, 08:09 PM	#3
Abd_von_Mumit The Old Man Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Warszawa, Polska Posts: 1,453 Downloads: 46 Uploads: 4	Hmm... actually this couldn't happen, as U-52 is currently on her way to North Atlantic on June 8th 1940 and hasn't encounter any enemy shipping yet. We do not also have any Balz onboard... I think someone got drunk, bought a radio for his gun and sends crazy messages sitting right by the caffe. __________________ Long, hard, wet and full of seamen. My precious. SH3+GWX+OLC — sunk x4, retired x2; SH5+TDW — still exploring My SH5 mods: EQuaTool - Elite Quality Map Tools, Patrol Routine Scripts, No Logo Intro Menu_Animation, Less Annoying Stopwatch Links: SH5 mods I use, FileFront, Manual plotting how-to

01-17-08, 06:12 AM	#4
Einzelganger Electrician's Mate Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 135 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	If caught by the British i expect him to be set loose again, they won't believe a man with a tea cozy on his head is sane enough to command a U-boat. Otherwise he'll probably show up again, sailing into port in his tea cozy. :rotfl::rotfl: __________________ Den Tipperary song, wenn ich bitten darf !

01-17-08, 09:49 AM	#8
BulSoldier Samurai Navy Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Burgas/Bulgaria Posts: 550 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 0	If british manage to capture our great Johan (Balz) , our fuhrer will force operation sealion, we will get you back to home tea-cozy-man ! __________________ By the hour !

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Morts Admiral Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Denmark Posts: 2,395 Downloads: 23 Uploads: 0	finally ! die balz DIE

01-17-08, 08:19 AM	#7
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Noooo!! This cannot happen! This must be a balz up by someone!

01-17-08, 10:32 AM	#9
Sigurd Electrician's Mate Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Illinois, USA Posts: 140 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Should we prepare a memorial service for the hoochie-woochie?

01-17-08, 11:43 AM	#10
NealT Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna Posts: 1,060 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	How about a party?

01-17-08, 02:39 PM	#11
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	The 16th June may well be known forever as Hoochie Woochie Day... But no! I refuse to believe it! Balz cannot die! The Britisch aren't THAT good!

01-17-08, 02:41 PM	#12
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Just leave him alone and he'll come home. Dragging his Balz behind him. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

01-17-08, 02:45 PM	#13
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=129167 BALZ LIVES!

01-17-08, 05:41 PM	#14
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I'd heard that he'd been beamed aboard an alien spaceship where medical experiments were performed on him __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!