Bernard Must be Disciplined

Brag · 11-24-07, 01:42 PM

Kptlt. J.S. Balz writes:

U-502
20 November 1941

This is the END! Bernard has reached impossible new heights of super incompetence!

After Skilfully positioning U-502 in a superb firing position to sink several fatso targets within a convoy, I have an excellent solution for the stern tubes. I order fire on five and six. Bernard fires two and three. Needles to say, the torpedoes went after some ships 10,000 miles away. But, by my superb skill I still managed to sink a large tanker.

Out of torpedoes, I'm Returning to Lorient ETA, 24 November, in time to make a brilliant arrival at the festivities celebrating Brag's birthday and flying the pennants for 109,000 tons. A spectacular achievement considering Bernard's help.

STEED · 11-24-07, 02:07 PM

First the good news Bernard is off your boat, now the bad news he has been promoted and is your new boss.

U49 · 11-24-07, 02:27 PM

Best way to get rid of Bernhard is: promote him.

He has everything that qualifies for a good admiral!

CCIP · 11-24-07, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by U49

Best way to get rid of Bernhard is: promote him.

He has everything that qualifies for a good admiral!

Why stop there - your whole mission in SHIII should be promoting Bernard so much that he becomes the next Fuhrer. Only then can the Reich be saved

U49 · 11-24-07, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by CCIP

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Originally Posted by U49

Best way to get rid of Bernhard is: promote him.

He has everything that qualifies for a good admiral!

Why stop there - your whole mission in SHIII should be promoting Bernard so much that he becomes the next Fuhrer. Only then can the Reich be saved

Always thought that can only qualify for that position if you never ever achieved a higher rank than private :hmm:
Must read the skill matrix in the job description again
:rotfl:

NiclDoe · 11-25-07, 10:44 AM

Well Me and Mohr say that a shovel is smarter then Bernard but Bernard is smarter then Balz. We put 3 million on a shovel Vs Balz in a IQ test. Shovel is going to win Mohr says

Brag · 11-25-07, 12:15 PM

Mohr is a big time gambler

papa_smurf · 11-25-07, 12:36 PM

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Why stop there - your whole mission in SHIII should be promoting Bernard so much that he becomes the next Fuhrer. Only then can the Reich be saved

Are you really sure about that?

NiclDoe · 11-25-07, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Brag

Mohr is a big time gambler

How do you know Brag? :p

11-24-07, 01:42 PM	#1
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Bernard Must be Disciplined Kptlt. J.S. Balz writes: U-502 20 November 1941 This is the END! Bernard has reached impossible new heights of super incompetence! After Skilfully positioning U-502 in a superb firing position to sink several fatso targets within a convoy, I have an excellent solution for the stern tubes. I order fire on five and six. Bernard fires two and three. Needles to say, the torpedoes went after some ships 10,000 miles away. But, by my superb skill I still managed to sink a large tanker. Out of torpedoes, I'm Returning to Lorient ETA, 24 November, in time to make a brilliant arrival at the festivities celebrating Brag's birthday and flying the pennants for 109,000 tons. A spectacular achievement considering Bernard's help. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

11-24-07, 02:07 PM	#2
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	First the good news Bernard is off your boat, now the bad news he has been promoted and is your new boss. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

11-24-07, 02:27 PM	#3
U49 Grey Wolf Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: D/Niedersachsen Posts: 777 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Best way to get rid of Bernhard is: promote him. He has everything that qualifies for a good admiral! __________________ SH3 battle capability upgrades: GWX2.0, JSGME2.0, SH3Commander 2.7, SH3Gen 0.8.2, TorpDamageMod 2.0, OLC GUI 1.1.5 Awaiting combat readiness for GWX2.0: SH4 effetcs for SH3, SH3Weather 1.5 Following development of: www.subwolves.com Realism: 90%

11-25-07, 10:44 AM	#6
NiclDoe Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans Posts: 760 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Well Me and Mohr say that a shovel is smarter then Bernard but Bernard is smarter then Balz. We put 3 million on a shovel Vs Balz in a IQ test. Shovel is going to win Mohr says __________________ The Crazy Wolf

11-25-07, 12:15 PM	#7
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Mohr is a big time gambler __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/