To BDU Staff--Urgent

Brag · 10-11-07, 05:55 PM

03 July 1941

To all BDU Staff officers Lorient.

Aaalaaaaarm!
Balz is expected in port tomorrow.
Urgent business requires my immediate departure for Berlin.
When U-53 arrives, present the blighter with a bottle Vieuve Clicot as appreciation and gratitude from the German Volk.
Inform him he's getting command of U-502 with all the extras he wants. Assure Balz the acustics in U-502 are excellent, the sub was built to suit his choir. Also impress on him he cannot sail the boat to New York and have a gig in Broadway.
As far as torpedoes go, let Balz know that the torpedoes not only go boom-boom but they kaboom in a most dramatic manner.
Good luck to all. Please let me know when U-502 leaves so I can be on hand to wave good bye to our hero.

KD

NiclDoe · 10-11-07, 08:37 PM

Horray. Drinks on Balz annd i call up the ladies for his return.

bookworm_020 · 10-11-07, 09:20 PM

I thought he had joined the infantry and was fighting on the Eastern Front!:hmm:

NiclDoe · 10-12-07, 06:07 AM

Then Bookworm im going to ask Rommel if you say so.

NealT · 10-12-07, 07:18 AM

If Balz were to sail into NY and hook up with the NY Met Opera, would that perhaps put all of the USA asleep for a while and then the rest of us could sneak in and perhaps steal all of their secrets to give us an edge?

I hear they are working on a newer, bigger, and better bomb...

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 10-12-07, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by NiclDoe

Then Bookworm im going to ask Rommel if you say so.

Rommel was Africa Korps and the Atlantic Wall (mostly africa)
dont know who was eastern front... but i assure you it wasnt rommel

Huskalar · 10-12-07, 08:50 AM

The Germans used lot's of generals on the Eastern Front. You can ask Von Rundstedt for example. He was one of the main commanders in the beginning of that campaign.

Brag · 10-12-07, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by bookworm_020

I thought he had joined the infantry and was fighting on the Eastern Front!:hmm:

Balz on the Eastern Front? That would be the day! While cleaning ashtrays at BDU, I overheard the personnel officer say Balz is too well connected. Also that the Fuhrer likes him.

EZeemering · 10-12-07, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaleu. Jochen Mohr

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Originally Posted by NiclDoe

Then Bookworm im going to ask Rommel if you say so.

Rommel was Africa Korps and the Atlantic Wall (mostly africa)
dont know who was eastern front... but i assure you it wasnt rommel

Rommel was twice on the Eastern Front. At first shortly in Rumania during WWI then later he commanded the fuhrer begeleitung gruppe in Poland '39. From there into France, Africa and France again.

Strictly speaking he was there, but no he wasnt on the 'Estern Front' in the way we know it.

Great tactician btw.

NiclDoe · 10-12-07, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Brag

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Originally Posted by bookworm_020

I thought he had joined the infantry and was fighting on the Eastern Front!:hmm:

Balz on the Eastern Front? That would be the day! While cleaning ashtrays at BDU, I overheard the personnel officer say Balz is too well connected. Also that the Fuhrer likes him.

Balz is Spoiled by the Fuhrer too much Brag.

Give us sometime to spend with him like having a drink or playing on his Xbox 360. :rotfl: :rotfl:

Brag · 10-12-07, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by NiclDoe

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Originally Posted by Brag

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Originally Posted by bookworm_020

I thought he had joined the infantry and was fighting on the Eastern Front!:hmm:

Balz on the Eastern Front? That would be the day! While cleaning ashtrays at BDU, I overheard the personnel officer say Balz is too well connected. Also that the Fuhrer likes him.

Balz is Spoiled by the Fuhrer too much Brag.

Give us sometime to spend with him like having a drink or playing on his Xbox 360. :rotfl: :rotfl:

Balz walks into the bar. "Hallo everyone, if you don't remember me, you're forgiven. You wouldn't expect such a grand person as myself to be found in a place like this." He tosses his cap on the bar counter. "A bottle of Vieuve Clicot. Charge it to Dowley."

After downing two glasses of champagne, Balz says, "Who want's to finish this chapagne?" He Slides the bottle toward Papa Schmurf.

"Barman, bring a bottle of Remi Martin, charge it to Steed." Balz sits at a table and fills his snifter to the brim. "Hey NclDoe, you want to enjoy the greatness of my exploits? And my Hoochie woochie songs? For your information I'm Balz El Magnifico and I'm honoring you with my presence. Order another bottle of cognac so that you can properly appreciate the great honor I'm bestowing upon you."

papa_smurf · 10-13-07, 05:59 AM

From: U-46
To: BDu

Have heard of Balz's triumphant return, and are heading back to port at high speed regardless of the crews safety. Please inform Balz that I have on-board 25 cases of schnaps I 'rescued' from a sinking British merchant ship.

Regards:
Papa_smurf

NealT · 10-13-07, 06:27 AM

TO: BDU

RE: First Officer Needed

Request immediate replacement for First Officer. Present First Officer, upon hearing that Balz was returning, promptly got strange look in his eyes, went up to the Bridge, pulled his Luger, and shot himself in the head.

papa_smurf · 10-13-07, 06:33 AM

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Request immediate replacement for First Officer. Present First Officer, upon hearing that Balz was returning, promptly got strange look in his eyes, went up to the Bridge, pulled his Luger, and shot himself in the head.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Balz can have strange effects on some people......

Brag · 10-13-07, 07:54 AM

It's 3 AM. Balz sits on a case of Papa Smurf's schnaps and sips out of a bottle. From time to time, he murmurs, "Wasserbomben, boom-boom."
"Those Tommies have rythm. Wasserbomben, boom-boom. Hah, now I have bigger boat. Tommy is in big trouble! Wasserbomben, boom-boom."
He staggers to his feet and dances with the bottle, singing the mournful tango Uno,which is the rage in Buenos Aires.

10-11-07, 05:55 PM	#1
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	To BDU Staff--Urgent 03 July 1941 To all BDU Staff officers Lorient. Aaalaaaaarm! Balz is expected in port tomorrow. Urgent business requires my immediate departure for Berlin. When U-53 arrives, present the blighter with a bottle Vieuve Clicot as appreciation and gratitude from the German Volk. Inform him he's getting command of U-502 with all the extras he wants. Assure Balz the acustics in U-502 are excellent, the sub was built to suit his choir. Also impress on him he cannot sail the boat to New York and have a gig in Broadway. As far as torpedoes go, let Balz know that the torpedoes not only go boom-boom but they kaboom in a most dramatic manner. Good luck to all. Please let me know when U-502 leaves so I can be on hand to wave good bye to our hero. KD __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

10-11-07, 08:37 PM	#2
NiclDoe Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans Posts: 760 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Horray. Drinks on Balz annd i call up the ladies for his return. __________________ The Crazy Wolf

10-11-07, 09:20 PM	#3
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	I thought he had joined the infantry and was fighting on the Eastern Front!:hmm: __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

10-12-07, 06:07 AM	#4
NiclDoe Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans Posts: 760 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Then Bookworm im going to ask Rommel if you say so. __________________ The Crazy Wolf

10-13-07, 07:54 AM	#15
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	It's 3 AM. Balz sits on a case of Papa Smurf's schnaps and sips out of a bottle. From time to time, he murmurs, "Wasserbomben, boom-boom." "Those Tommies have rythm. Wasserbomben, boom-boom. Hah, now I have bigger boat. Tommy is in big trouble! Wasserbomben, boom-boom." He staggers to his feet and dances with the bottle, singing the mournful tango Uno,which is the rage in Buenos Aires. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

10-12-07, 07:18 AM	#5
NealT Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna Posts: 1,060 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	If Balz were to sail into NY and hook up with the NY Met Opera, would that perhaps put all of the USA asleep for a while and then the rest of us could sneak in and perhaps steal all of their secrets to give us an edge? I hear they are working on a newer, bigger, and better bomb...

10-12-07, 08:50 AM	#7
Huskalar Ensign Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 221 Downloads: 176 Uploads: 0	The Germans used lot's of generals on the Eastern Front. You can ask Von Rundstedt for example. He was one of the main commanders in the beginning of that campaign.

10-13-07, 05:59 AM	#12
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	From: U-46 To: BDu Have heard of Balz's triumphant return, and are heading back to port at high speed regardless of the crews safety. Please inform Balz that I have on-board 25 cases of schnaps I 'rescued' from a sinking British merchant ship. Regards: Papa_smurf

10-13-07, 06:27 AM	#13
NealT Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna Posts: 1,060 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	TO: BDU RE: First Officer Needed Request immediate replacement for First Officer. Present First Officer, upon hearing that Balz was returning, promptly got strange look in his eyes, went up to the Bridge, pulled his Luger, and shot himself in the head.