got my orders

Capt. Shark Bait · 09-26-07, 09:05 PM

i'm to patrol AN56 for 24hrs, and i'll be d@mmed if Bernard gets in my way, cuz if he does he'll be towing, in the water, my boat back to Kiel if i should run out of fuel

Blacklight · 09-26-07, 09:31 PM

Either that or tell your men to get out the oars to conserve fuel for when you'll really need it.

Frostyvegi · 09-26-07, 10:44 PM

Shove Bernard butt-first into the aft torpedo tube and feed him beans for the entire trip..

Col. Caldwell · 09-27-07, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Frostyvegi

Shove Bernard butt-first into the aft torpedo tube and feed him beans for the entire trip..

Hmm, Bernard would make a great sonar decoy.:rotfl:

GoldenRivet · 09-27-07, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Frostyvegi

Shove Bernard butt-first into the aft torpedo tube and feed him beans for the entire trip..

On board a british destroyer...

DD Sonar Operator: "Sonar contact, bearing 350 short range... possibly submerged"

DD Capt: "Can you identify the sound?"

DD Sonar Operator: "Ummm, im stumped... i think its a whale... giving birth"

DD Capt: "What? seriously?"

DD Sonar Operator: "Perhaps you had better listen sir"

DD Capt: "Myyyyyy God"

DD Lookouts: "Sir! Dead fish! their surfacing everywhere around us!"

papa_smurf · 09-27-07, 01:26 PM

Why not just have Bernard attached to your U-boat by rope, and drag him behind whilst submerged - Instant hydrophone decoy.......

bookworm_020 · 09-27-07, 06:37 PM

No somking around Bernard!

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Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	Either that or tell your men to get out the oars to conserve fuel for when you'll really need it. __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

09-27-07, 06:37 PM	#7
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	No somking around Bernard! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

09-26-07, 10:44 PM	#3
Frostyvegi A-ganger Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 78 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Shove Bernard butt-first into the aft torpedo tube and feed him beans for the entire trip..

09-27-07, 01:26 PM	#6
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	Why not just have Bernard attached to your U-boat by rope, and drag him behind whilst submerged - Instant hydrophone decoy.......