My neighbour is a prostitute

kiwi_2005 · 06-08-07, 02:30 PM

My neighbour who moved in a couple of months ago is a prostitue. Im convinced.

Yeah i have been doing a bit of detective work actually a stakeout i feel like that guy from the movie Disturbia whos convince his neighbour is a serial killa, yet my neighbour is something else.

During the day cars arrive every hr or so, always males nicely dressed and mostly young to middle aged - between 20-30 min later they leave...

Her kids are all colors - white, brown and one even looked asian.

The cars never stop coming during the day and nite for some reason sundays their is no activitiy going on maybe shes at church?

The house she brought next to me is worth a fortune & she drives a late model subaru must be worth $40 grand easliy. She doesn't work so where she getting her money from...

Shes well dress always and very attractive. She waves and is well spoken... i wave back like an idiot

The temptation of christ or in my case Kiwi has ran through my mind many times...

Protitution was legalised 2 yrs ago here so these brothels are poping up all over the place, but to have a brothel next door! When i said to God one night "Dude You are the one and only God and all other Gods are false hear my plea tis time you sent me some pretty woman and make sure she can cook like my mum, Yours forever Kiwi, Amen.
Well i think God got it all wrong! Not that type of woman! Sheesh dude i might not be jewish but surely i deserve more respect than that! :rotfl:

Or I could be completly wrong and shes just well off with plenty of male friends.

Signing off
Kiwi "Nosy neigbour" 2005

PS I wonder if she can cook:hmm:

06-08-07, 02:30 PM	#1
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	My neighbour is a prostitute My neighbour who moved in a couple of months ago is a prostitue. Im convinced. Yeah i have been doing a bit of detective work actually a stakeout i feel like that guy from the movie Disturbia whos convince his neighbour is a serial killa, yet my neighbour is something else. During the day cars arrive every hr or so, always males nicely dressed and mostly young to middle aged - between 20-30 min later they leave... Her kids are all colors - white, brown and one even looked asian. The cars never stop coming during the day and nite for some reason sundays their is no activitiy going on maybe shes at church? The house she brought next to me is worth a fortune & she drives a late model subaru must be worth $40 grand easliy. She doesn't work so where she getting her money from... Shes well dress always and very attractive. She waves and is well spoken... i wave back like an idiot The temptation of christ or in my case Kiwi has ran through my mind many times... Protitution was legalised 2 yrs ago here so these brothels are poping up all over the place, but to have a brothel next door! When i said to God one night "Dude You are the one and only God and all other Gods are false hear my plea tis time you sent me some pretty woman and make sure she can cook like my mum, Yours forever Kiwi, Amen. Well i think God got it all wrong! Not that type of woman! Sheesh dude i might not be jewish but surely i deserve more respect than that! :rotfl: Or I could be completly wrong and shes just well off with plenty of male friends. Signing off Kiwi "Nosy neigbour" 2005 PS I wonder if she can cook:hmm: __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.