My neighbour is a prostitute
 

My neighbour who moved in a couple of months ago is a prostitue. Im convinced.:roll:

Yeah i have been doing a bit of detective work actually a stakeout i feel like that guy from the movie Disturbia whos convince his neighbour is a serial killa, yet my neighbour is something else.

During the day cars arrive every hr or so, always males nicely dressed and mostly young to middle aged - between 20-30 min later they leave...

Her kids are all colors - white, brown and one even looked asian.:yep:

The cars never stop coming during the day and nite for some reason sundays their is no activitiy going on maybe shes at church?:lol:

The house she brought next to me is worth a fortune & she drives a late model subaru must be worth $40 grand easliy. She doesn't work so where she getting her money from...

Shes well dress always and very attractive. She waves and is well spoken... i wave back like an idiot:oops:

The temptation of christ or in my case Kiwi has ran through my mind many times...

Protitution was legalised 2 yrs ago here so these brothels are poping up all over the place, but to have a brothel next door! When i said to God one night "Dude You are the one and only God and all other Gods are false hear my plea tis time you sent me some pretty woman and make sure she can cook like my mum, Yours forever Kiwi, Amen.
Well i think God got it all wrong! Not that type of woman! Sheesh dude i might not be jewish but surely i deserve more respect than that! :rotfl:

Or I could be completly wrong and shes just well off with plenty of male friends.

Signing off
Kiwi "Nosy neigbour" 2005:roll:

PS I wonder if she can cook:hmm:

Lol, what an interesting post :lol:

Why don't you just knock on her door and ask for sugar :rotfl:

How convenient for you.

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Think i'll just stick to hunting pigs and watching baywatch

Either way you pay. Up front or in the end.

One day you should just light up a J with her and straight up ask if she's a prostitute.

Yes, do that. Do something illegal to find out if someone who is doing something legal.:hmm:

like a really stupid sting operation :D

Yeah... why not? It'll serve two purposes: 1) to leak the juicy info out of her, and 2) it will be a great bonding experience. Think of the possibilities! Sometimes you just gotta work low-tech.

I don't think you possibly could have said that any worse considering it's a prostitute.

PD

I'd also guess drug dealer, or maybe a combination. Basically the scum of the Earth lives next door. Nice. Time to move.

-S


PS. I'd catch her off gaurd one day while she is outside and point blank ask her what she does and tell her what you've seen. I'd be curious to here her response.

Hah, yea, I can sympathise with you. In a similar vein, I suspect my neighbours here are pot dealers as there is a strangely consistent stream of raucious youth coming to their place at all sorts of hours on all sorts of days :hmm:

SUBMAN.......what?

Glad it wasn't just me:o