Kapt_Phil is sloshed!

[Frau_Phillips]

Heehee, I'm ont he phone with more my more than tipsy boyfriend. He's currently slurring very seriously about the afterlife, and describing how your "ears will like, pop" as you go toward the white light XD And he's trying to convince me he's been quite careful and is definitely not drunk.

Now he's singing and whispering, "I'm taking my clothes off!"

Just though y'all'd like to know ;P

[Letum]

Im utterl pissed as well but its much duller. port, chhepish, but good.
heres breaking my no posting when pissed rule but its a special post.
edit: the english menings

[kiwi_2005]

Originally Posted by Frau_Phillips

Heehee, I'm ont he phone with more my more than tipsy boyfriend. He's currently slurring very seriously about the afterlife, and describing how your "ears will like, pop" as you go toward the white light XD And he's trying to convince me he's been quite careful and is definitely not drunk.

Now he's singing and whispering, "I'm taking my clothes off!"

Just though y'all'd like to know ;P

Phone sex i thought that went out of fashion in the 90s:hmm::p

[Frau_Phillips]

"Wot wot...wait wot...whaaaaaat are you tefllgghher. What are you telkhfsdlfd. What are you telling them? Fleemmmergh?"

Originally Posted by Frau_Phillips

"Wot wot...wait wot...whaaaaaat are you tefllgghher. What are you telkhfsdlfd. What are you telling them? Fleemmmergh?"

How much beer/liquor does it take before the K-man starts speaking in gibberish?
My understanding is that he is rather tall; 6'7" or so.

I'm 5'7" on a good day, and four beers put me on my ass. You can put a fork in me ......... I'm done.

[Frau_Phillips]

I may be exaggerating a bit, he was nowhere near like that. He was slurring and giggling and talking complete Ess H Eye Tee, but he wasn't quiiite on his ass.

Believe me, I've lived with an alcoholic, I know the subtle nuances of the different stages of drunkeness. XP

Originally Posted by Frau_Phillips

Ess H Eye Tee

Wot wot...wait wot...whaaaaaat are you tefllgghher. What are you telkhfsdlfd. What are you telling them? Fleemmmergh?"

I guess I don't understand what this means. Sounds like gibberish to me, but I'm old.

You love-birds probably know what it means.

[Lagger123987]

Originally Posted by Frau_Phillips

tipsy

i LOVE THAT SONG! TIPSY BY J-KWON!

[Rose]

Originally Posted by Lagger123987

i LOVE THAT SONG! TIPSY BY J-KWON!

I'd keep that to yourself mate...

Back on topic: I indulged myself with more than a couple brews last night... Woke up at 2 in the morning laying in my own throw-up. One of the worst nights of my life. Good learning experience though... I guess.

[Polak]

Originally Posted by Rose

I'd keep that to yourself mate...

Back on topic: I indulged myself with more than a couple brews last night... Woke up at 2 in the morning laying in my own throw-up. One of the worst nights of my life. Good learning experience though... I guess.

I once woke up in a small village out in no-where in Poland after drinking to much wodka. I just arived to the country on the same day...

[Happy Times]

Originally Posted by Polak

I once woke up in a small village out in no-where in Poland after drinking to much wodka. I just arived to the country on the same day...

I once woke up outside in strange park, two cops came looking if im alive. Nothing was taken but i had a phonenumber written in my hand. But never been that drunk again, not a nice feeling being totally out.

[Polak]

Originally Posted by Happy Times

I once woke up outside in strange park, two cops came looking if im alive. Nothing was taken but i had a phonenumber written in my hand. But never been that drunk again, not a nice feeling being totally out.

I agree with you, it's not a nice feeling. I had to get home after my adventure, I was still dead drunk, and even today I don't know where I was.
Took me 2 hours to get to the nearest big city, which was Gdansk. From Gdansk it took me an other 4 hours to get home. The funny thing was that I saluted all the train conductors on the way and asked them for help. I said that I was a sailor and that I needed to get back to base. Everyone believed me and helped me quickly since there is a large naval base in my town.
The sad thing is that I have been that drunk more timmes, but those ended better.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Frau_Phillips

Heehee, I'm ont he phone with more my more than tipsy boyfriend. He's currently slurring very seriously about the afterlife, and describing how your "ears will like, pop" as you go toward the white light XD And he's trying to convince me he's been quite careful and is definitely not drunk.

Now he's singing and whispering, "I'm taking my clothes off!"

Just though y'all'd like to know ;P

Don't forget to show him this thread when he sobers up

[bookworm_020]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Don't forget to show him this thread when he sobers up

But will either one remember what happened???:hmm: Now I know why I don't drink, I can remember what happened to the ones who do!

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by bookworm_020

But will either one remember what happened???:hmm: Now I know why I don't drink, I can remember what happened to the ones who do!

Precisely :rotfl: :rotfl: