Kapt_Phil is sloshed!
 

Heehee, I'm ont he phone with more my more than tipsy boyfriend. He's currently slurring very seriously about the afterlife, and describing how your "ears will like, pop" as you go toward the white light XD And he's trying to convince me he's been quite careful and is definitely not drunk. ;)

Now he's singing and whispering, "I'm taking my clothes off!"

Just though y'all'd like to know ;P

Im utterl pissed as well but its much duller. port, chhepish, but good.
heres breaking my no posting when pissed rule but its a special post.
edit: the english menings

Phone sex i thought that went out of fashion in the 90s:hmm::p:roll:

"Wot wot...wait wot...whaaaaaat are you tefllgghher. What are you telkhfsdlfd. What are you telling them? Fleemmmergh?"

How much beer/liquor does it take before the K-man starts speaking in gibberish?
My understanding is that he is rather tall; 6'7" or so.

I'm 5'7" on a good day, and four beers put me on my ass. You can put a fork in me ......... I'm done.

I may be exaggerating a bit, he was nowhere near like that. He was slurring and giggling and talking complete Ess H Eye Tee, but he wasn't quiiite on his ass.

Believe me, I've lived with an alcoholic, I know the subtle nuances of the different stages of drunkeness. XP

I guess I don't understand what this means. Sounds like gibberish to me, but I'm old.

You love-birds probably know what it means.

:hmm:

Must have been Subsim booze-up night last night then, I cracked open a couple of bottles of vintage Newcastle Brown.

Best before 30/11/05? Bah, stuff and nonsense!! :rock:

I'm feeling a bit grim today too, having indulged in the Champagne last night in celebration with my wife for one of her dogs winning the big best in show prize at a dog show yesterday.

:rotfl:

:D Chock

way ay man.....broon dog :rock:gan canny mind :arrgh!:

what do ya do with a drunkin sailor
what do ya do with a drunkin sailor
what do ya do with a drunkin sailor

earlie in the mornin

put'em in the boat an row'em over
put'em in the boat an row'em over
put'em in the boat an row'em over

earlie in the mornin

wiegh hey drunkon sailor
wiegh hey drunkin sailor
wiegh aye drunkin sailor

urlye in the mornin

:rotfl: :rotfl:

:nope:
How the hell did you let it get so out of date
Shame on you
Mine last less than a week in my house

:rotfl:

Drink quicker

Responsibly

Lol, had a nasty experience mixing drinks a few years back, put me off it for a bit, but last night I thought what the heck and dusted it off. :up:

Yep, Watneys brewery had a lot to answer for down south over the years http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/8973/spewingbs4.gif

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i LOVE THAT SONG! TIPSY BY J-KWON!