My poor weapons specialist

Blacklight · 12-21-06, 01:18 PM

When I started my first career, I paid renown for a good Weapons officer. The best I could afford. He paid off well durring the mission. We sank ships left and right and he never missed a shot when I had him set one up. We were in the middle of attacking a convoy. I had maneuvered inside the enemy lines, surfaced and I had him do his fantastic target motion analysis and fire at the nearest merchant. We came under attack by a DD and crash dived as deep as I could get it. Durring the dive, one of my crew mentioned that the torpedoes had missed. When I switched back into the command room (durring a nice depth charge attack), I turned to look around and screamed.
http://rapidshare.com/files/8427586/...apons_Guy1.JPG

Apparently some of my crew didn't like the idea that he missed, beheaded the poor guy and mounted his head on a pipe !! (This is a real graphics glitch ! No photoshop involved.)

SilverGhost · 12-21-06, 01:23 PM

Oh, wonderful! As if being DC'd isn't enough stress by itself, now we have a homicidal maniac among the crew...

AVGWarhawk · 12-21-06, 01:24 PM

Anyone seen Bernard?

SilverGhost · 12-21-06, 01:28 PM

Bernard may be a bit of a klutz and the brunt of many jokes...however I wouldn't think of him as a lunatic. Although...it is quite possible he's finally cracked up and over the edge a bit.

Von Hinten · 12-22-06, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverGhost

Bernard may be a bit of a klutz and the brunt of many jokes...however I wouldn't think of him as a lunatic. Although...it is quite possible he's finally cracked up and over the edge a bit.

True, but somebody might get tired of him ...

Jimbuna · 12-22-06, 03:28 PM

He's just trying to keep ahead of his shipmates :rotfl:

Blacklight · 12-21-06, 01:28 PM

I'm trying to get a pic of it posted but it's not working...

AVGWarhawk · 12-21-06, 01:30 PM

Use image shack....free!

Blacklight · 12-21-06, 01:37 PM

For the entire rest of the mission, it looked like my command room was haunted. There was just this floating head there staring at us the whole time.

12-21-06, 01:18 PM	#1
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	My poor weapons specialist When I started my first career, I paid renown for a good Weapons officer. The best I could afford. He paid off well durring the mission. We sank ships left and right and he never missed a shot when I had him set one up. We were in the middle of attacking a convoy. I had maneuvered inside the enemy lines, surfaced and I had him do his fantastic target motion analysis and fire at the nearest merchant. We came under attack by a DD and crash dived as deep as I could get it. Durring the dive, one of my crew mentioned that the torpedoes had missed. When I switched back into the command room (durring a nice depth charge attack), I turned to look around and screamed. http://rapidshare.com/files/8427586/...apons_Guy1.JPG Apparently some of my crew didn't like the idea that he missed, beheaded the poor guy and mounted his head on a pipe !! (This is a real graphics glitch ! No photoshop involved.) Last edited by Blacklight; 12-21-06 at 01:34 PM.

12-21-06, 01:24 PM	#3
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,255 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Anyone seen Bernard? __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

12-22-06, 03:28 PM	#6
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	He's just trying to keep ahead of his shipmates :rotfl: __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-21-06, 01:30 PM	#8
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,255 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Use image shack....free! __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

12-21-06, 01:23 PM	#2
SilverGhost Electrician's Mate Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Melbourne, FL Posts: 131 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 0	Oh, wonderful! As if being DC'd isn't enough stress by itself, now we have a homicidal maniac among the crew...

12-21-06, 01:28 PM	#4
SilverGhost Electrician's Mate Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Melbourne, FL Posts: 131 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 0	Bernard may be a bit of a klutz and the brunt of many jokes...however I wouldn't think of him as a lunatic. Although...it is quite possible he's finally cracked up and over the edge a bit.

12-21-06, 01:37 PM	#9
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	For the entire rest of the mission, it looked like my command room was haunted. There was just this floating head there staring at us the whole time.