The Bilge - Page 70

Wolferz · 01-17-15, 06:50 PM

You took her hat again, didn't ya?

Eichhörnchen · 01-18-15, 08:29 AM

"' 'e's been down 'ere, 'asn't he? I can smell 'im! If I find 'e's been 'idin' down 'ere I'm gonna cut someone, swelp me..."

nikimcbee · 01-21-15, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Old Bear will never turn on me....in fact, if we foster another dog for a bit, bear makes love to leg non stop to show his ownership...

A lil sumptin sumptin for bear.

I still laugh my a$$ off.
Note, that is not home footage of a McBee engaging in debauchery.

Although the rumo(u)rs of Boudreaux being a serial pug rapist at the dog park are true.

Armistead · 01-21-15, 06:45 PM

that dog's a whore

Kaptlt.Endrass · 01-25-15, 12:20 AM

Oh how I've missed being away from this accursed, run-down thread and her mangy, scurvy crew. Three weeks is too long.

Yeah, finished finals, so I now resume my job as conductor on this train to hell. All aboard?

Wolferz · 01-27-15, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

that dog's a whore

He's just going Japanese.

Armistead · 01-27-15, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaptlt.Endrass

Oh how I've missed being away from this accursed, run-down thread and her mangy, scurvy crew. Three weeks is too long.

Yeah, finished finals, so I now resume my job as conductor on this train to hell. All aboard?

you seek Wolferz's position....? I've tried for years, he ain't gonna give it to you over me..

Kaptlt.Endrass · 01-27-15, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

you seek Wolferz's position....? I've tried for years, he ain't gonna give it to you over me..

That upstart squandered my position in my absence?! One moment...I'm calling the boss.
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Wolferz, you have been judged guilty of ursurping my position and hereby sentenced t eternity in the back room of a Catholic Church, with the full implications that *ahem* position entails.

Wolferz · 01-29-15, 04:44 AM

Go stir some paint with those foot long flat sticks.

Aktungbby · 01-29-15, 09:20 PM

^Not to be confused with the badly soiled '"sticks of truth" laying around in the bilge with a switch or two-self-cut willow- for those administrative thrashings in the aft compartment.

Kaptlt.Endrass · 01-29-15, 10:39 PM

I will never surrender my post. It is listed on my orders: I will quit my post only when properly relieved. I've yet to be relieved, therefore this train is mine. Wolferz, you could instead make sure that the bar is stocked. I've needed a bartender. The others keep falling off for some reason.

And the booze disappears too. Never any for the passengers.

Tango589 · 01-30-15, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Kaptlt.Endrass

I now resume my job as conductor on this train to hell. All aboard?

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Originally Posted by Kaptlt.Endrass

this train is mine...Never any for the passengers...

Does Endrass realize we aren't actually on a train? Or is he just going loco?

Aktungbby · 01-30-15, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Kaptlt.Endrass;

And the booze disappears too. Never any for the passengers.

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Originally Posted by Tango589

Does Endrass realize we aren't actually on a train? Or is he just going loco?

Perhaps his 'train of thought' has been derailed! I know where this bottle keeps disappearing to methinks...but as the Bilges foreign minister, I can state unequivocally: it's a bribe!

Although I do permit myself a wee nip on OCT 21st...for medicinal purposes only.

Kaptlt.Endrass · 01-30-15, 08:29 PM

Oh, I went off the rails YEARS ago. But I digress; I speak of the metaphorical Helll's Express. If my memory serves, a senior officer noted we were on a Tambor-class, correct?

swamprat69er · 01-30-15, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaptlt.Endrass

Oh, I went off the rails YEARS ago. But I digress; I speak of the metaphorical Helll's Express. If my memory serves, a senior officer noted we were on a Tambor-class, correct?

Correct.

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Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	that dog's a whore __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

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Kaptlt.Endrass Sonar Guy Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: No Longer On A Big Grey Floaty Thing Posts: 395 Downloads: 116 Uploads: 0	Oh how I've missed being away from this accursed, run-down thread and her mangy, scurvy crew. Three weeks is too long. Yeah, finished finals, so I now resume my job as conductor on this train to hell. All aboard? __________________ "That flag and I are twins, born in the same hour from the same womb of destiny. We cannot be parted in life or in death; so long as we float, we shall float together." As much as I dislike it sometimes, I'm a tin can sailor, through and through.

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Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,023 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	^Not to be confused with the badly soiled '"sticks of truth" laying around in the bilge with a switch or two-self-cut willow- for those administrative thrashings in the aft compartment. __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

01-29-15, 10:39 PM	#1046
Kaptlt.Endrass Sonar Guy Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: No Longer On A Big Grey Floaty Thing Posts: 395 Downloads: 116 Uploads: 0	I will never surrender my post. It is listed on my orders: I will quit my post only when properly relieved. I've yet to be relieved, therefore this train is mine. Wolferz, you could instead make sure that the bar is stocked. I've needed a bartender. The others keep falling off for some reason. And the booze disappears too. Never any for the passengers. __________________ "That flag and I are twins, born in the same hour from the same womb of destiny. We cannot be parted in life or in death; so long as we float, we shall float together." As much as I dislike it sometimes, I'm a tin can sailor, through and through.

01-30-15, 08:29 PM	#1049
Kaptlt.Endrass Sonar Guy Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: No Longer On A Big Grey Floaty Thing Posts: 395 Downloads: 116 Uploads: 0	Oh, I went off the rails YEARS ago. But I digress; I speak of the metaphorical Helll's Express. If my memory serves, a senior officer noted we were on a Tambor-class, correct? __________________ "That flag and I are twins, born in the same hour from the same womb of destiny. We cannot be parted in life or in death; so long as we float, we shall float together." As much as I dislike it sometimes, I'm a tin can sailor, through and through.