The Bilge

Kaptlt.Endrass · 01-29-15, 10:39 PM

I will never surrender my post. It is listed on my orders: I will quit my post only when properly relieved. I've yet to be relieved, therefore this train is mine. Wolferz, you could instead make sure that the bar is stocked. I've needed a bartender. The others keep falling off for some reason.

And the booze disappears too. Never any for the passengers.

Tango589 · 01-30-15, 11:24 AM

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I now resume my job as conductor on this train to hell. All aboard?

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this train is mine...Never any for the passengers...

Does Endrass realize we aren't actually on a train? Or is he just going loco?

Aktungbby · 01-30-15, 11:41 AM

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And the booze disappears too. Never any for the passengers.

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Does Endrass realize we aren't actually on a train? Or is he just going loco?

Perhaps his 'train of thought' has been derailed! I know where this bottle keeps disappearing to methinks...but as the Bilges foreign minister, I can state unequivocally: it's a bribe!

Although I do permit myself a wee nip on OCT 21st...for medicinal purposes only.

Kaptlt.Endrass · 01-30-15, 08:29 PM

Oh, I went off the rails YEARS ago. But I digress; I speak of the metaphorical Helll's Express. If my memory serves, a senior officer noted we were on a Tambor-class, correct?

swamprat69er · 01-30-15, 08:34 PM

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Oh, I went off the rails YEARS ago. But I digress; I speak of the metaphorical Helll's Express. If my memory serves, a senior officer noted we were on a Tambor-class, correct?

Correct.

Aktungbby · 02-02-15, 12:04 PM

1932: Duke Ellington releases the Bilges' theme song; It Don' Mean a Thing(If it Ain't Got That Swing)

ATTN forward topedo room: preheat those eels BBY!

Wolferz · 02-02-15, 07:15 PM

So, Aktung plays the French Horn.

But, still takes everything else Greek.

Armistead · 02-05-15, 08:47 AM

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Oh, I went off the rails YEARS ago. But I digress; I speak of the metaphorical Helll's Express. If my memory serves, a senior officer noted we were on a Tambor-class, correct?

No, not a Tambor class, we lost that one due to ....our inaction and were given the Plunger out of a museum. Her hull was laid in 1900 and I think she went out of service in 1903. Right now we're assigned to the Mississippi River guiding boats around sandbars, but Wolferz got us stuck on a sandbar 4 months ago. That was when he took his spiritual walkabout to the head.

Tango589 · 02-05-15, 09:22 AM

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No, not a Tambor class...we were given the Plunger out of a museum.

Good grief, could we have got smaller tub? Looking at the size of it, we could just get out, stand on the sand bar and shunt the boat loose.

swamprat69er · 02-05-15, 09:38 AM

Yup, we could have.

Armistead · 02-05-15, 09:56 AM

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Good grief, could we have got smaller tub? Looking at the size of it, we could just get out, stand on the sand bar and shunt the boat loose.

I know, I keep sliding request under the head door to get Wolferz's approval, but he never signs the paper and slides it back to me. I've done it several hundred times...have no clue what he's doing in there with all the request. If I ask him vocally, he always tell me to "go away and don't come back."

01-29-15, 10:39 PM	#1
Kaptlt.Endrass Sonar Guy Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: No Longer On A Big Grey Floaty Thing Posts: 395 Downloads: 116 Uploads: 0	I will never surrender my post. It is listed on my orders: I will quit my post only when properly relieved. I've yet to be relieved, therefore this train is mine. Wolferz, you could instead make sure that the bar is stocked. I've needed a bartender. The others keep falling off for some reason. And the booze disappears too. Never any for the passengers. __________________ "That flag and I are twins, born in the same hour from the same womb of destiny. We cannot be parted in life or in death; so long as we float, we shall float together." As much as I dislike it sometimes, I'm a tin can sailor, through and through.

01-30-15, 08:29 PM	#4
Kaptlt.Endrass Sonar Guy Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: No Longer On A Big Grey Floaty Thing Posts: 395 Downloads: 116 Uploads: 0	Oh, I went off the rails YEARS ago. But I digress; I speak of the metaphorical Helll's Express. If my memory serves, a senior officer noted we were on a Tambor-class, correct? __________________ "That flag and I are twins, born in the same hour from the same womb of destiny. We cannot be parted in life or in death; so long as we float, we shall float together." As much as I dislike it sometimes, I'm a tin can sailor, through and through.

02-02-15, 12:04 PM	#6
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,039 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	OFFICIAL BILGERAT HOLIDAY 1932: Duke Ellington releases the *Bilges'* theme song; It Don' Mean a Thing(If it Ain't Got That Swing) ATTN forward topedo room: preheat those eels BBY! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

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Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	So, Aktung plays the French Horn. But, still takes everything else Greek. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

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swamprat69er Aceydeucy Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 1,889 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Yup, we could have. __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. We the willing, led by the unsure, have done so much with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.