The Bilge - Page 65

swamprat69er · 01-03-15, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

a ready supply of willing 'women of negotiable affection'.

Here is a female who looks willing.

I'll get my boots!

Armistead · 01-03-15, 09:08 AM

I can do a mean Texas Two Step and Western Box Waltz.. Back in my day I won numerous contest in the backwoods country bar scene.

Aktungbby · 01-03-15, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

We'll have none of that behaviour unless we find a ready supply of willing 'women of negotiable affection'.

AHEM! in my anthropological studies of human-kind I have come to the conclusion that ALL women are of 'negotiable affection' some are just more formal about it than others; You 'shaggers' picked up on it in WWII with the famous complaint: "over paid, over sexed and over here" The GIs had a come-back - calling the Brits, "underpaid, undersexed and under Eisenhower". Still works!!!

I gave my beloved SWMBO a Victoria's Secret gift card and chocolates for Christmas. She made dinner...I just settle for getting fed now and swilling the cooking sherry like Fireftr in the 'corner' of the galley!

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/oversexed-overpaid-and-over-here.html @ Swamp: those are very 'shaggy' lookn' boots!

swamprat69er · 01-03-15, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Swamp: those are very 'shaggy' lookn' boots!

They are sheep boots. I don't think I need to tell you how you work with them.

Aktungbby · 01-03-15, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

They are sheep boots. I don't think I need to tell you how they operate.

The trash-romance novel I'm working on is actually titled :The Joy of Shaggy Boots ; Or perhaps 50 Shags of Grey!

I need Donna to come back and ghost write the steamy parts as SWMBO informs me I'm utterly clueless in the boudoir. And yes Armistead, we'll work in a JIF peanut-butter scenario just for the screen play/commercial tie in. Should be an irresistible must read at Wal-Mart check out counters everywhere! We're goin for the mature audience; to insure sales, Fabio has agreed to be on the front cover

in exchange for membership in the BILGE and a "men you think are gorgeous" thread at

@ Fireftr; I know there are fireman calendars out there-restrain yourself for the moment.

We'll let you manage the 2015 BILGE Calendar. @ Tango got that NONO doin' YesYes yet? I'll need it for the calendar shot.

Tango589 · 01-03-15, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Tango got that NONO doin' YesYes yet? I'll need it for the calendar shot

Yep, just set
the nuke to full power for 5 minutes and you'll be hot to trot. Listen for the klaxon to signal when it's ready.

Aktungbby · 01-03-15, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

Yep, just set
the nuke to full power for 5 minutes and you'll be hot to trot. Listen for the klaxon to signal when it's ready.

That much fuzz...we'll need the klaxon when it's done too- to sound the ALL CLEAR! With the canola butter and honey'd JIF you can whip up some ersatz 'angel-hair pasta' these brigands will think it's a gourmet feast...at first! Nuthin' get's wasted in the BILGE!

Wolferz · 01-03-15, 04:05 PM

Oh Man!
I've puked myself into the dry heaves.

Nothing coming up now except my darned socks.

Armistead · 01-03-15, 11:15 PM

Aktung,

David Hasselhoff is an honorary member of the bilge....see if you can work him in a secondary role...

swamprat69er · 01-03-15, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Oh Man!
I've puked myself into the dry heaves.

Nothing coming up now except my darned socks.

If you don't darn your socks, then maybe they will stay where they belong.

swamprat69er · 01-04-15, 12:14 AM

those sheep boots work for dogs, too.

Wolferz · 01-04-15, 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

those sheep boots work for dogs, too.

GO AHEAD AN TRY IT!
I Dares ya...

Wolferz · 01-04-15, 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Aktung,

David Hasselhoff is an honorary member of the bilge....see if you can work him in a secondary role...

I think he's busy....

Armistead · 01-04-15, 10:08 AM

At the farmhouse, had the door open, sitting drinking coffee and noticed Bear going nuts at the storm glass door. This lil fella wanting in....cold, wet, whining and so hungry....Beautiful dog, thinking border collie/ great pyrenees....He just had to come to my house....so of course my wife is gonna rescue him and already taking him to her grooming shop and vet in the morning......

I'm thinking I'll keep it as a mascot for the Bilge...and let him run around the farm watching the cows with the Tibets if I can work him in the pack....

Tango589 · 01-04-15, 10:41 AM

Great job on the rescue, and he will make a great mascot round here. Also, better behaved than most of the crew!

01-03-15, 09:08 AM	#962
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	I can do a mean Texas Two Step and Western Box Waltz.. Back in my day I won numerous contest in the backwoods country bar scene. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

01-03-15, 04:05 PM	#968
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Oh Man! I've puked myself into the dry heaves. Nothing coming up now except my darned socks. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

01-03-15, 11:15 PM	#969
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Aktung, David Hasselhoff is an honorary member of the bilge....see if you can work him in a secondary role... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

01-04-15, 12:14 AM	#971
swamprat69er Aceydeucy Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 1,889 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	those sheep boots work for dogs, too. __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. We the willing, led by the unsure, have done so much with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

01-04-15, 10:08 AM	#974
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	At the farmhouse, had the door open, sitting drinking coffee and noticed Bear going nuts at the storm glass door. This lil fella wanting in....cold, wet, whining and so hungry....Beautiful dog, thinking border collie/ great pyrenees....He just had to come to my house....so of course my wife is gonna rescue him and already taking him to her grooming shop and vet in the morning...... I'm thinking I'll keep it as a mascot for the Bilge...and let him run around the farm watching the cows with the Tibets if I can work him in the pack.... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it. Last edited by Armistead; 01-04-15 at 10:41 AM.

01-04-15, 10:41 AM	#975
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Great job on the rescue, and he will make a great mascot round here. Also, better behaved than most of the crew! __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...