The Bilge

[Tango589]

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

better

That's the transport sorted, good idea Aktung! What'll it cost in gas money?

Originally Posted by swamprat69er

I guess in North America we could call that 'shagging', it has a whole different meaning to the Brits though.

We'll have none of that behaviour unless we find a ready supply of willing 'women of negotiable affection'.

Originally Posted by fireftr18

You keep me out of this one. I was just sitting in my corner drinking, not bothering anyone, and now you have to drag me into it. I think I'll join Donna on shore leave. After conning the newbies into scrubbing the galley and pots clean, I'm now resigning as head chef of The Bilge.

You can't go on shore leave and abandon us, we need you on the tea chest bass!

Also, I've had a meeting with 'Putting' Bob and he said if we can supply a dance troupe as well he'll up our fee to $350. We'd best get practising our Waltz, Foxtrot, Jive, Jitterbug, Kansas City Shuffle and anything else we can think of.