Dear Steve Thread - Page 47

Armistead · 02-17-13, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by donna52522

At first "site"? Do you mean falling in love at a first bowling alley, or first beach? Or do you mean someone who falls in love with A SITE, like a place with a beautiful view?

I think you should leave the questions for Dr. Steve to answer. He may not have all the answers, but at least is is not full of hate. Armistead, your outlook on love and relationships is a very cynical one, who hurt you....who hurt you?

Now button up your shirt before your heart falls out.

I can't read the last line, I have poor eyesite. You know what I mean. Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them.

I am not full of hate, I love many things, a good book, my dog and mostly sarcasm...

Dr. Steve has all the answers and I admire his general dislike for humanity.

Don't forget .......two creams, one sugar....chop chop......

Wolferz · 02-17-13, 12:34 PM

Why do girls always want to come in our locker room?
Wouldn't it be same outside? Laughing at us? rediculing us?

I think decorum would dictate that this behavior should be reserved for when we are in our street clothes. Don't you?

Sailor Steve · 02-17-13, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

I meant what I said, prescription.

Ooooohhhh...

Sailor Steve · 02-17-13, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by donna52522

I think you should leave the questions for Dr. Steve to answer.

At first sight I would like to cite you for your use of "site". On the other hand it could be argued that the place where the "first sight" took place would perforce have to also be the "first site". On the other other hand if you fell in love with someone because of the remarkable way they quoted things...

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He may not have all the answers...

I have a lot of answers. I just wish one would make sense once in awhile.

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but at least he is not full of hate.

I am full of hate, but only for one person.

Sailor Steve · 02-17-13, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Why do girls always want to come in our locker room?

Girls come into your locker room???

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I think decorum would dictate that this behavior should be reserved for when we are in our street clothes. Don't you?

No.

I don't think.

TarJak · 02-17-13, 09:56 PM

Dear Steve,

When is the next bus?

Grant

Sailor Steve · 02-17-13, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Dear Steve,

When is the next bus?

Grant

For me, 0952 tomorrow. I don't have any downunder schedules.

And I pronounced it "skedules", not "shedules".

Armistead · 02-19-13, 11:23 AM

Dr. Steve,

Why did God rest on the 7th day, was he tired?

Signed,

Mr. Sunday

Sailor Steve · 02-19-13, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Dr. Steve,

Why did God rest on the 7th day, was he tired?

Signed,

Mr. Sunday

Wouldn't you be after all that? That's a lot of stuff to make in just six days. I get pooped just thinking about it.

In his very first album back in '71, George Carlin asked the question of why people go to church on Sunday, when it's God's day off. "He's not there listening to you! He's out playing golf!"

Oh, by the way, the Seventh Day was Saturday.

AVGWarhawk · 02-19-13, 01:38 PM

Dear Steve,

Is prune juice the answer all?

Mr. Plugged.

Sailor Steve · 02-19-13, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Dear Steve,

Is prune juice the answer all?

Mr. Plugged.

Is there such a thing as "prune juice"? A prune is a dried plum, and has no juice. If a dried grape is a raisin, and you drink grape juice, then why isn't it "plum juice".

I'm thinking of marketing my own brand of carbonated, sweetened plum juice. I don't know what to call it. 'Sailor Steve' sounds a bit pretentious. I think I'll ask my colleague, Dr. Pepper.

AVGWarhawk · 02-19-13, 04:09 PM

Dear Steve,

Is there pepper in Dr. Pepper?

Mr. Sonny Delight

Jimbuna · 02-19-13, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Dear Steve,

Is there pepper in Dr. Pepper?

Mr. Sonny Delight

LOL

Red October1984 · 02-19-13, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Dear Steve,

Is there pepper in Dr. Pepper?

Mr. Sonny Delight

This inspires a question from me.

Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?

Signed,

Number 5

Red October1984 · 02-19-13, 08:01 PM

Dear Steve,

I had a thought in the shower last night. It was that if we had fewer hospitals and less advanced medicine, natural selection would run it's course and we'd have less idiots in the world. We would be better off as a society without idiots right?

Should I be disturbed by this thought or am I right?

(This is an actual question. I actually had that thought...)

Signed,

Red October1984

02-17-13, 12:34 PM	#692
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve Why do girls always want to come in our locker room? Wouldn't it be same outside? Laughing at us? rediculing us? I think decorum would dictate that this behavior should be reserved for when we are in our street clothes. Don't you? __________________ Tomorrow never comes

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Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,865 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Dr. Steve, Why did God rest on the 7th day, was he tired? Signed, Mr. Sunday __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

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AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 27,343 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve, Is prune juice the answer all? Mr. Plugged. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

02-19-13, 04:09 PM	#702
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 27,343 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve, Is there pepper in Dr. Pepper? Mr. Sonny Delight __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

02-19-13, 08:01 PM	#705
Red October1984 Airplane Nerd Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 6,241 Downloads: 115 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve, I had a thought in the shower last night. It was that if we had fewer hospitals and less advanced medicine, natural selection would run it's course and we'd have less idiots in the world. We would be better off as a society without idiots right? Should I be disturbed by this thought or am I right? (This is an actual question. I actually had that thought...) Signed, Red October1984 __________________

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TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Dear Steve, When is the next bus? Grant