Dear Steve Thread - Page 46

Armistead · 02-17-13, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

That was intense. Are you sure you aren't a doctor? Doctor Armistead and Doctor Steve could go into a partnership with unlimited power.

It would be awesome. You two should consider it...

Lastly, I hope you weren't serious Armistead...Some of that was scary...

How can two people in a partnership have unlimited power? Anyway, I'm a born follower

"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond, by the end you will wish you had a club and a spade."

Cybermat47 · 02-17-13, 02:00 AM

Dear Steve,

Blarg.

Hopefully,
D. Eadina Hole

Wolferz · 02-17-13, 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

The sort you must hang out with to have such a mind.

Yes, the enlightened tend to rub off on you.
I'll send you some blackeyed children. They'll fix you right up.

Jimbuna · 02-17-13, 07:06 AM

Dear Steve

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Just Curious

Armistead · 02-17-13, 09:48 AM

Dr Steve,

I keep an old just in case car. I decided to take it to the store this morning, but it wouldn't crank. It sounded something like this...

Rrrr Rrrr Rrrrrrrr clic clic Rrr Rrrr Rrrrrrrrrrrrr clic, paaa Boom.

What's wrong with it?

1992 Honda Civic..

Thanks,
Chevy

Sailor Steve · 02-17-13, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

How can two people in a partnership have unlimited power?

Besides, I already have unlimited power.

Within my limited sphere, anyway.

And just so we're clear, I don't hate anybody, especially women.

Sailor Steve · 02-17-13, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Cybermat47

Dear Steve,

Blarg.

Hopefully,
D. Eadina Hole

Take two Onomatopoiea and call me in the morning.

Sailor Steve · 02-17-13, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Yes, the enlightened tend to rub off on you.
I'll send you some blackeyed children. They'll fix you right up.

HEY! Getcher own doctor show! This one's taken!

Armistead · 02-17-13, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

And just so we're clear, I don't hate anybody, especially women.

Should I cancel your prescription to the "He Man Women Haters Club"

Sailor Steve · 02-17-13, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Dear Steve

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Just Curious

It's like seeing the bride just before the wedding. You saw her the first time you saw her. You saw her every time you dated. You saw her every time you could. You saw her when you proposed. In these modern times you've likely seen her naked. And now you're not supposed to see her in her wedding dress until she walks up the aisle??? What's that about, anyway?

Wait, what were we talking about? There was a question?

Oh, yeah, doctors and patients. When you're changing you're changing your clothes, no one but your significant other is supposed to see you in all your "glory". But once you have that hospital gown on your just another patient, and he/she is just another doctor. It's like when you're not embarrassed to have your spouse see you in the shower, and there's no problem with your best friend (or a total stranger, for that matter) seeing you in the locker room. But both of them at the same time? EEEEWWWWW!!!

At least that's my guess.

Sailor Steve · 02-17-13, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Dr Steve,

I keep an old just in case car.

Sorry, I don't do cars. Call Click & Clack.

No, wait, they're retired. I don't think they'le mind if I steal their material.

Quote:

1992 Honda Civic..

There's your problem right there!

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I decided to take it to the store this morning, but it wouldn't crank. It sounded something like this...

Honda Civics got cranks? I thought they went out with the Model T. I'd get that looked at if I were you.

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Rrrr Rrrr Rrrrrrrr clic clic Rrr Rrrr Rrrrrrrrrrrrr clic, paaa Boom.

What's wrong with it?

It's trying to tell you something. Wait. Hmmm.

I heard a cat say that once, but never a car. Take it to a mechanic. Or a vet.

Sailor Steve · 02-17-13, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Should I cancel your prescription to the "He Man Women Haters Club"

My subscription? You got me a subscription? I don't know whether to thank you or fire you.

Wait. Does it have pictures? Does it come with a free toaster? Maybe a Bowie knife? Case of soup?

Nah, keep it. The patients need something to read.

Armistead · 02-17-13, 11:12 AM

Speaking of getting naked in front of Doctors, I'll share my most em-bare-assing moments, as I have much experience.

Once I had a heart cath, thought I was having a heart attack,(turns out I was just stressed and overworked trying to please my wife} for some reason they thought they needed to do this. You go into a large xray like room, get naked and lie flat on a cold steel table. There were several nurses standing in there. Course they were glancing as I got naked. The cold sure didn't help things. I'm getting ready to get a wire run through my heart and I'm worried what the girls are thinking. Anyway, finally a mean older ugly nurse comes over and says.

"You know why they call me Sgt. Carter around here"

I reply "no"

"Because I'm in charge of privates"

She then grabbed my wanker, streched it out, rolled it in a towel and taped it to my belly.

Case 2:

Had to get a lower GI a few years ago. Here I am on the table on all fours, butt in the air, nurse running a tube up my arse. Same thing, cold as heck, my turtle was hiding in it's shell. She is just chatting like normal, I just grunt once in a while as she shoves the tube up further, which I think she mistook for me answering her constant muttering, causing her to talk more. The subject somehow got on dogs, told her my wife owns a kennel and grooming business..blah blah....She was like " Oh, I love your wife, she grooms my dog." as she shoves harder.. A few weeks later my wife comes home and says " Cathy came in today" and starts laughing......I just walked away.

Armistead · 02-17-13, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

My subscription? You got me a subscription? I don't know whether to thank you or fire you.

Wait. Does it have pictures? Does it come with a free toaster? Maybe a Bowie knife? Case of soup?

Nah, keep it. The patients need something to read.

I meant what I said, prescription.

donna52522 · 02-17-13, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

If you're the type that falls in love at first site

At first "site"? Do you mean falling in love at a first bowling alley, or first beach? Or do you mean someone who falls in love with A SITE, like a place with a beautiful view?

I think you should leave the questions for Dr. Steve to answer. He may not have all the answers, but at least he is not full of hate. Armistead, your outlook on love and relationships is a very cynical one, who hurt you....who hurt you?

Now button up your shirt before your heart falls out.

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Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Dr Steve, I keep an old just in case car. I decided to take it to the store this morning, but it wouldn't crank. It sounded something like this... Rrrr Rrrr Rrrrrrrr clic clic Rrr Rrrr Rrrrrrrrrrrrr clic, paaa Boom. What's wrong with it? 1992 Honda Civic.. Thanks, Chevy __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

02-17-13, 11:12 AM	#688
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Speaking of getting naked in front of Doctors, I'll share my most em-bare-assing moments, as I have much experience. Once I had a heart cath, thought I was having a heart attack,(turns out I was just stressed and overworked trying to please my wife} for some reason they thought they needed to do this. You go into a large xray like room, get naked and lie flat on a cold steel table. There were several nurses standing in there. Course they were glancing as I got naked. The cold sure didn't help things. I'm getting ready to get a wire run through my heart and I'm worried what the girls are thinking. Anyway, finally a mean older ugly nurse comes over and says. "You know why they call me Sgt. Carter around here" I reply "no" "Because I'm in charge of privates" She then grabbed my wanker, streched it out, rolled it in a towel and taped it to my belly. Case 2: Had to get a lower GI a few years ago. Here I am on the table on all fours, butt in the air, nurse running a tube up my arse. Same thing, cold as heck, my turtle was hiding in it's shell. She is just chatting like normal, I just grunt once in a while as she shoves the tube up further, which I think she mistook for me answering her constant muttering, causing her to talk more. The subject somehow got on dogs, told her my wife owns a kennel and grooming business..blah blah....She was like " Oh, I love your wife, she grooms my dog." as she shoves harder.. A few weeks later my wife comes home and says " Cathy came in today" and starts laughing......I just walked away. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.