Dear Steve Thread

AVGWarhawk · 02-19-13, 01:38 PM

Dear Steve,

Is prune juice the answer all?

Mr. Plugged.

Sailor Steve · 02-19-13, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Dear Steve,

Is prune juice the answer all?

Mr. Plugged.

Is there such a thing as "prune juice"? A prune is a dried plum, and has no juice. If a dried grape is a raisin, and you drink grape juice, then why isn't it "plum juice".

I'm thinking of marketing my own brand of carbonated, sweetened plum juice. I don't know what to call it. 'Sailor Steve' sounds a bit pretentious. I think I'll ask my colleague, Dr. Pepper.

AVGWarhawk · 02-19-13, 04:09 PM

Dear Steve,

Is there pepper in Dr. Pepper?

Mr. Sonny Delight

Jimbuna · 02-19-13, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Dear Steve,

Is there pepper in Dr. Pepper?

Mr. Sonny Delight

LOL

Sailor Steve · 02-19-13, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

LOL

Not sure I understand the question.

Dowly · 02-19-13, 08:13 PM

Dear Steve,

If two goes into the Thunderdome, and one comes out, doesn't it get crowded
after a while?

Sailor Steve · 02-19-13, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

Dear Steve,

If two goes into the Thunderdome, and one comes out, doesn't it get crowded
after a while?

No. Every night they go in with a weapons-grade mulcher. That's where the methane comes from.

Red October1984 · 02-19-13, 05:19 PM

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Dear Steve,

Is there pepper in Dr. Pepper?

Mr. Sonny Delight

This inspires a question from me.

Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?

Signed,

Number 5

Red October1984 · 02-19-13, 08:01 PM

Dear Steve,

I had a thought in the shower last night. It was that if we had fewer hospitals and less advanced medicine, natural selection would run it's course and we'd have less idiots in the world. We would be better off as a society without idiots right?

Should I be disturbed by this thought or am I right?

(This is an actual question. I actually had that thought...)

Signed,

Red October1984

Sailor Steve · 02-19-13, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

Dear Steve,

I had a thought in the shower last night.

That's too much information right there! This is a family show! Don't ask, don't yell! Don't look, don't smell!

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It was that if we had fewer hospitals and less advanced medicine, natural selection would run it's course and we'd have less idiots in the world. We would be better off as a society without idiots right?

You might want to rethink that. Everybody is somebody's idiot. What mistakes have you made in public lately?

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Should I be disturbed by this thought or am I right?

Yes, you should be disturbed, but not for the reason you're thinking.

fireftr18 · 02-19-13, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

Dear Steve,

I had a thought in the shower last night. It was that if we had fewer hospitals and less advanced medicine, natural selection would run it's course and we'd have less idiots in the world. We would be better off as a society without idiots right?

Should I be disturbed by this thought or am I right?

(This is an actual question. I actually had that thought...)

Signed,

Red October1984

I like the way you think.

But you have to think about it. The idiots would be willing to wait even more hours, days, weeks, etc to get what they need to survive. Why, because they're idiots.

Can you see the circle that's starting?

Fortunately, the non-idiots don't go to the same places as idiots so they won't be affected.

Steve, you don't mind me jumping in on your show do you?

Armistead · 02-19-13, 09:55 PM

Fireftr....is your name DR.STEVE?

You wanna play Doctor and answer questions, go start your own Doctor Steve thread.

Sailor Steve · 02-19-13, 11:25 PM

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ISteve, you don't mind me jumping in on your show do you?

I wouldn't if you'd stop winking at me. You're making me nervous.

As for this whole "idiot" thing, I have to once again tell the same old boring story about Utah drivers. People in Utah complain about our awful drivers. I respond "Don't forget, you're one of them." They then get offended and ask if I'm calling them a bad driver. I say "Look at it this way. There are a million cars on the road every day in this city. If one half of one percent of those drivers do something stupid, then there are five thousand acts of stupidity taking place on our streets every day. You're bound to see at least one of them. Have you never, ever, made a mistake? If you have, and somebody saw it, then that somebody is complaining about stupid Utah drivers, and you're the one their complaining about."

So I'll say to you both, before you start condemning idiots, and especially hoping they die, don't forget that you are one.

Sailor Steve · 02-19-13, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

This inspires a question from me.

It would.

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Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?

I am Pepper, and have been for a very long time.

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Number 5

Johnny, m'man! And contrary to popular belief (well, no one asked, but that's neverstopped me before) David Naughton was not the voice of Number 5. He also had nothing to do with Number 6, but since I'm not a number, I'm a free man, I can make this up as I go along.

Sailor Steve · 02-19-13, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Dear Steve,

Is there pepper in Dr. Pepper?

Mr. Sonny Delight

Not that I've ever tasted.

Well, there was that one time I was experimenting...

I even listened to them and tried hot Dr. Pepper once.

02-19-13, 01:38 PM	#1
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Red October1984 Airplane Nerd Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 6,243 Downloads: 115 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve, I had a thought in the shower last night. It was that if we had fewer hospitals and less advanced medicine, natural selection would run it's course and we'd have less idiots in the world. We would be better off as a society without idiots right? Should I be disturbed by this thought or am I right? (This is an actual question. I actually had that thought...) Signed, Red October1984 __________________

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Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Fireftr....is your name DR.STEVE? You wanna play Doctor and answer questions, go start your own Doctor Steve thread. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it. Last edited by Armistead; 02-19-13 at 10:39 PM.

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Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,055 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve, If two goes into the Thunderdome, and one comes out, doesn't it get crowded after a while?