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11-18-14, 06:14 PM | #571 |
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Well at 6' and 154 lbs...I'm a little worried in "whose image (Almightywise)you are created".... kinda' fits the description of BA'Al Which is not exactly a shock given this crew's true nature! As for a CASSOCK!??? NO WAY PADRE!
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11-18-14, 09:20 PM | #572 |
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Well, I just went to Tango for confession, now where do I go to repent?
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11-19-14, 12:52 PM | #573 | ||
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11-19-14, 06:49 PM | #574 |
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at 6 ft and 154 lbs you better not have a rubber tire belly....
anyway, be my last confession for awhile. would be nice if you could find another booth other than the head, having wolferz sitting there farting and laughing as i confessed was a lil awkward....and i swear at one time he was rubbing my leg....
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11-20-14, 04:15 AM | #575 | |
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I'm just glad that you shaved them. The silk stockings were a nice touch too.
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11-20-14, 09:00 AM | #576 | |
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the condom machine was also out...... may i suggest that you go back to your capt. quarters? don't think it's right for our political and religious power be combined in one spot....
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11-20-14, 09:04 AM | #577 |
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Now that is a scary thought!
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11-20-14, 01:08 PM | #578 |
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don't worry, when you kneel, he isn't facing you, but with each sin you have to kiss his arse {have you seen the head lately} and he doesn't bathe while in his priest role, some ritual I guess. Now, do be careful when you bow and kiss Wolferz's ring and Tango's behind you...
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11-20-14, 01:21 PM | #579 | |
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I'm worried about the (worn-out) knee pads myself...that musta' been a looooong session groveling in front of Padre Tango-just to get off with an ECCLESIASTIC slap on the wrist and a Hail Mary!
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11-20-14, 02:12 PM | #580 |
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Yeah, coz I might just do to you what the (now mysteriously disappeared) Father Randy did to me with his oil-can!
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11-20-14, 03:47 PM | #581 |
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so that was an oil can....frankly, I feel a lil relieved..
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11-20-14, 03:51 PM | #582 | |
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Oh Zod, I bow before thee..
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11-20-14, 07:16 PM | #583 |
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I like the hat but, the rest is only regulation Navy wear for the WAVES.
You can still wear your stockings under your khakis. Or are those (in Japanese voice) reotards?
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11-20-14, 08:20 PM | #584 |
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Well, may I wear my red xmas stockings with my Khaki shorts? In fact, I think we all should in Dec?
I'm also requesting to be Santa this year for our bilge Christmas party.
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11-20-14, 11:07 PM | #585 | |
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