The Bilge

Armistead · 11-20-14, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

I'm worried about the (worn-out) knee pads myself...that musta' been a looooong session groveling in front of Padre Tango-just to get off with an ECCLESIASTIC slap on the wrist and a Hail Mary!

You're probably right about that! "Absolute power corrupts....absolutely" Especially when they're wearin' silk stockings!

Oh Zod, I bow before thee..

Wolferz · 11-20-14, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Oh Zod, I bow before thee..

I like the hat but, the rest is only regulation Navy wear for the WAVES.

You can still wear your stockings under your khakis. Or are those (in Japanese voice) reotards?

Armistead · 11-20-14, 08:20 PM

Well, may I wear my red xmas stockings with my Khaki shorts? In fact, I think we all should in Dec?

I'm also requesting to be Santa this year for our bilge Christmas party.

Wolferz · 11-21-14, 04:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Well, may I wear my red xmas stockings with my Khaki shorts? In fact, I think we all should in Dec?

I'm also requesting to be Santa this year for our bilge Christmas party.

Granted!

You make the best Santa ever!

Aktungbby · 11-21-14, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Well, may I wear my red xmas stockings with my Khaki shorts? In fact, I think we all should in Dec?

I'm also requesting to be Santa this year for our bilge Christmas party.

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Granted
You make the best Santa ever!

I think you've got the job nailed

http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/santacross.asp ...by way of explanation!

Wolferz · 11-21-14, 03:15 PM

You're always number one in our book, Armistead.
No need to remind us.

Yes, I saw it before the morality police stepped in

But, hey, rules are rules.

Did the stone hurt when it bounced off your cranium?

Armistead · 11-21-14, 09:03 PM

Oh Boy! I'll really dress up nice all each of you can sit on my lap and tell me what you want! I'll have a large candy cane for each of you.......

11-20-14, 08:20 PM	#3
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Well, may I wear my red xmas stockings with my Khaki shorts? In fact, I think we all should in Dec? I'm also requesting to be Santa this year for our bilge Christmas party. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

11-21-14, 03:15 PM	#6
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Armistead is a rock magnet... You're always number one in our book, Armistead. No need to remind us. Yes, I saw it before the morality police stepped in But, hey, rules are rules. Did the stone hurt when it bounced off your cranium? __________________ Tomorrow never comes Last edited by Wolferz; 11-21-14 at 03:35 PM. Reason: Saying what needs to be said.

11-21-14, 09:03 PM	#7
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Oh Boy! I'll really dress up nice all each of you can sit on my lap and tell me what you want! I'll have a large candy cane for each of you....... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.