The Bilge - Page 37

Wolferz · 11-14-14, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

Maybe, just maybe they wanted us to do the test dive in deep water so they could get rid of us and call it an 'accident'.

Will you go make the accusation?

Meanwhile,
Shore billets all around.

I heard they're selling these old subs to outer Slobovia. Along with a generous supply of Septic Tanks.
I hope they can tell the difference between the two.

The Slobovians have stated that as soon as they learn to use them, they're attacking Russia.

swamprat69er · 11-14-14, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Meanwhile,
Shore billets all around.

How is Armistead going to cope when the old sow meets the young sow from the boat?

Wolferz · 11-14-14, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

How is Armistead going to cope when the old sow meets the young sow from the boat?

Bacon.

swamprat69er · 11-14-14, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Bacon.

Lots of back bacon in both of them. Canadian bacon to you 'Mericans.

Armistead · 11-14-14, 11:49 PM

no boat....will they give a new one? maybe i'll get my own boat....

swamprat69er · 11-15-14, 06:29 AM

Armisteads' new boat.

Wolferz · 11-15-14, 07:26 AM

That's a dinghy.

swamprat69er · 11-15-14, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

That's a dinghy.

It is a dinky little row boat.

Armistead · 11-15-14, 09:02 AM

Men, we have lost out boat, but we've been given a special mission. We've been given a K class WW1 sub. We will be taking the dingy row boat on board in pieces. Wolferz is gonna infiltrate Tokyo Bay where we will surface and quickly put our dingy boat together and 4 of us will dress as Japanese fisherman and row until we find a capital ship and tie up next to it. We will hide explosives in dead fish timed to go off in 1 hour. Once tied, we will swim ashore and charter another boat and meet Wolferz in the bay.

I need 3 volunteers to go with me on the fishing boat. We'll spend the next month training as we each have to lose about 100 lbs each. Also, we'll be tanning and learning some Japanese language....

It's not over men, in a few months we'll be back in action. I know everyone will want to volunteer, so we'll pick 3 men out of a hat to go with me into fame....

Wolferz · 11-15-14, 12:39 PM

Why lose the weight, when you can pass yourself off as a Sumo?

Plus we can get rid of the sow.

I teenk we're gonna need a beeger dinghy to make room for the three volunteers.

Armistead · 11-15-14, 05:16 PM

You just make sure you're at the pick up spot......

Kaptlt.Endrass · 11-16-14, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

I need 3 volunteers to go with me on the fishing boat. We'll spend the next month training as we each have to lose about 100 lbs each. Also, we'll be tanning and learning some Japanese language....

It's not over men, in a few months we'll be back in action. I know everyone will want to volunteer, so we'll pick 3 men out of a hat to go with me into fame....

I ask my name to be included multiple times in the hat, as I have a superior set of stealth skills that make me slightly less noticable than a rainbow-colored battleship. I feel they may be of use, as well as my innate ability to burp and compliment the chef (or is that another Asian country?)

Sorry for the rather large pile of Armistead's crusty yellow socks. I've recently survived a wicked case of the flu. Now, anyone have acid resistant gloves and a gas mask? I've got to do the washing...

Armistead · 11-16-14, 08:57 AM

Some reason you're the only name in the hat, probably because you didn't take shore leave. Sure everyone will want in once they return, but since you and I remained at the dock, you're in. Rest of the crew would rather partake of all the brothels and bars.

We might as well practice our rowing....

Wolferz · 11-16-14, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

Lots of back bacon in both of them. Canadian bacon to you 'Mericans.

We call that stuff ham.

swamprat69er · 11-16-14, 08:50 PM

Canadian bacon

Back bacon

Ham

11-14-14, 11:49 PM	#545
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,865 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	no boat....will they give a new one? maybe i'll get my own boat.... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

11-15-14, 06:29 AM	#546
swamprat69er Aceydeucy Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 1,889 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Armisteads' new boat. __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. We the willing, led by the unsure, have done so much with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

11-15-14, 07:26 AM	#547
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	That's a dinghy. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

11-15-14, 09:02 AM	#549
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,865 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Men, we have lost out boat, but we've been given a special mission. We've been given a K class WW1 sub. We will be taking the dingy row boat on board in pieces. Wolferz is gonna infiltrate Tokyo Bay where we will surface and quickly put our dingy boat together and 4 of us will dress as Japanese fisherman and row until we find a capital ship and tie up next to it. We will hide explosives in dead fish timed to go off in 1 hour. Once tied, we will swim ashore and charter another boat and meet Wolferz in the bay. I need 3 volunteers to go with me on the fishing boat. We'll spend the next month training as we each have to lose about 100 lbs each. Also, we'll be tanning and learning some Japanese language.... It's not over men, in a few months we'll be back in action. I know everyone will want to volunteer, so we'll pick 3 men out of a hat to go with me into fame.... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

11-15-14, 12:39 PM	#550
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Donna, stock up on baybies.... Why lose the weight, when you can pass yourself off as a Sumo? Plus we can get rid of the sow. I teenk we're gonna need a beeger dinghy to make room for the three volunteers. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

11-15-14, 05:16 PM	#551
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,865 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	You just make sure you're at the pick up spot...... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

11-16-14, 08:57 AM	#553
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,865 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Some reason you're the only name in the hat, probably because you didn't take shore leave. Sure everyone will want in once they return, but since you and I remained at the dock, you're in. Rest of the crew would rather partake of all the brothels and bars. We might as well practice our rowing.... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

11-16-14, 08:50 PM	#555
swamprat69er Aceydeucy Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 1,889 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Canadian bacon Back bacon Ham __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. We the willing, led by the unsure, have done so much with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.