The Bilge

swamprat69er · 11-14-14, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

The Navy has decided to decommission this old boat due to it sinking a pier by diving while still tied up to said pier.

I tried to plead our case to no avail. They didn't grasp the reasoning for a test dive while in port. We certainly didn't want to try it in deep water, that's for sure!

Maybe, just maybe they wanted us to do the test dive in deep water so they could get rid of us and call it an 'accident'.

Wolferz · 11-14-14, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

Maybe, just maybe they wanted us to do the test dive in deep water so they could get rid of us and call it an 'accident'.

Will you go make the accusation?

Meanwhile,
Shore billets all around.

I heard they're selling these old subs to outer Slobovia. Along with a generous supply of Septic Tanks.
I hope they can tell the difference between the two.

The Slobovians have stated that as soon as they learn to use them, they're attacking Russia.

swamprat69er · 11-14-14, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Meanwhile,
Shore billets all around.

How is Armistead going to cope when the old sow meets the young sow from the boat?

Wolferz · 11-14-14, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

How is Armistead going to cope when the old sow meets the young sow from the boat?

Bacon.

swamprat69er · 11-14-14, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Bacon.

Lots of back bacon in both of them. Canadian bacon to you 'Mericans.

Armistead · 11-14-14, 11:49 PM

no boat....will they give a new one? maybe i'll get my own boat....

swamprat69er · 11-15-14, 06:29 AM

Armisteads' new boat.

Wolferz · 11-16-14, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

Lots of back bacon in both of them. Canadian bacon to you 'Mericans.

We call that stuff ham.

swamprat69er · 11-16-14, 08:50 PM

Canadian bacon

Back bacon

Ham

11-14-14, 11:49 PM	#6
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11-15-14, 06:29 AM	#7
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11-16-14, 08:50 PM	#9
swamprat69er Aceydeucy Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 1,889 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Canadian bacon Back bacon Ham __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. We the willing, led by the unsure, have done so much with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.