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Old 01-24-13, 07:30 PM   #511
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Dear steve

I have a problem I can't find a solution to

You see me and my twins are by birth grown together, We have our own head but same body(two arms and two legs)

My other half is homo, I'm not. His boyfriend is coming over this friday

Here's my problem we got only one behind.

Hope you have a solution.

Thanks in advance

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Old 01-24-13, 07:34 PM   #512
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When I was a teen in a fundy church there was a lady that lived across from the church who laid out in her bikini on Sunday. The pastor often mentioned it in church, then prayed God would deal with her. It wasn't long she got sick and and died a year later. Course the pastor said God dealt with her, but maybe she just got real sick...
That's one sick pastor.

What's morally wrong with sunbathing?
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Old 01-24-13, 07:50 PM   #513
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Dear Steve,

I went outside today, and I saw an ice-cream truck. I went up to it, but the driver, Mitt Romney, started laughing at me, screaming "YOU CAN'T TOUCH MEEEE!"
How can I get my ice-cream?
Sincerely,
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Old 01-24-13, 11:50 PM   #514
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That's one sick pastor.

What's morally wrong with sunbathing?

Nothing, I quite enjoyed the show, seems he didn't like it.....
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Old 01-25-13, 02:06 AM   #515
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I think we can say for certain that, at some stage of the Earth's history, there was at least one rib.
I like ribs. The right sauce helps too.

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As for the rest... I have absolutely no idea, which is why it was not a serious post.
Sometimes it's hard to tell. Not just with you; with anybody.
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Old 01-25-13, 02:08 AM   #516
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Why has this thread become all biblical all of a sudden?
That is a question of Bib...great magnitude.

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Old 01-25-13, 02:14 AM   #517
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Course the pastor said God dealt with her, but maybe she just got real sick...
Or maybe the pastor's wife poisoned her.

Somebody works in mysterious ways.
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Old 01-25-13, 02:19 AM   #518
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Dear steve

I have a problem I can't find a solution to

You see me and my twins are by birth grown together, We have our own head but same body(two arms and two legs)

My other half is homo, I'm not. His boyfriend is coming over this friday

Here's my problem we got only one behind.

Hope you have a solution.

Thanks in advance

Markus
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Old 01-25-13, 02:27 AM   #519
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That's one sick pastor.
Maybe his wife poisoned him too.

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What's morally wrong with sunbathing?
Depends on what the lady looked like. Sometimes it's easiest to blame temptation on someone else. Just look at Adam; he actually blamed God for the whole apple deal. On the other hand, maybe the pastor was grossed out and had to say so.
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Dear Steve,

I went outside today, and I saw an ice-cream truck. I went up to it, but the driver, Mitt Romney, started laughing at me, screaming "YOU CAN'T TOUCH MEEEE!"
How can I get my ice-cream?
Sincerely,
Hungry
If I was Mitt Romney I'd laugh at you too.

The answer is to find an ice-cream truck driven by Barak Obama. He'll give you the ice cream for free, plus a nice house to eat it in.
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Old 01-25-13, 02:31 AM   #521
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Dear Steve,

my hovercraft is full of eels.
Please help me, they are everywhe..oh..no..NO...NOOOOO...AAAAARRRGGGHHH
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If I was Mitt Romney I'd laugh at you too.

The answer is to find an ice-cream truck driven by Barak Obama. He'll give you the ice cream for free, plus a nice house to eat it in.
Dear Steve,

Mitt is driving the Ice Cream Truck because he needs a job. Barak has one.

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Old 01-25-13, 06:09 AM   #523
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Dear Steve

If Abe Lincoln and George Washington got into a fight who’d win?

Most Curious
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Dear Steve

Is being a Middle aged fart boring?
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