Dear Steve Thread

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Cybermat47

Don't antagonize him!

You noticed. Good for you!

[Penguin]

Wazzup Steef!

i heart their r sum gramma nazis out they're. Can I join the gramma commies to fite against thouse evildoeers?

Sincerely,
spelling-bound

[Onkel Neal]

W'll make you our leader!

[soopaman2]

If you had a time machine, and went back in time, and saw you diddling your own wife, would you still get jealous?

I only ask because I figured you had such cool things like time machines.

I mean, why else an ask Steve thread?

Can you bring me back a sports almamac? Tell Doc Brown I said Hi!

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Penguin

Wazzup Steef!

i heart their r sum gramma nazis out they're. Can I join the gramma commies to fite against thouse evildoeers?

Sincerely,
spelling-bound

Ja. Warum nicht?

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by soopaman2

If you had a time machine, and went back in time, and saw you diddling your own wife, would you still get jealous?

Not at all. I'd take pictures.

I only ask because I figured you had such cool things like time machines.

Why would you figure that? I'm a Doctor, dammit, but I'm not a Time Lord.

I mean, why else an ask Steve thread?

I don't know? Maybe to find out what Steve thinks. Or doesn't, as the case may be.

Can you bring me back a sports almamac? Tell Doc Brown I said Hi!

No. That sort of information is forbidden. Except to me.

And the only Doc Brown I know is this guy:

[soopaman2]

Ok, here goes.

Experts say humans taste like pork.

I am in the mood for a spare rib.

I am looking at my wife, and what I read in dat there bible, about Adam Giving up a rib to make Eve. I like ribs...Take the rib back?

I am not going to ask you if it is OK, I already know it is. I am just asking you if you want to attend a Bar B Q?

Bring a lady friend, my wife will be unable to make it. Think spring break+Caligula.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by soopaman2

I am not going to ask you...

Why are posting in a thread titled "Ask" just to tell me you're not going to ask anything?

Laughing at your own jokes is a pretty sure sign that they're not funny.

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by soopaman2

Ok, here goes.

Experts say humans taste like pork.

I am in the mood for a spare rib.

I am looking at my wife, and what I read in dat there bible, about Adam Giving up a rib to make Eve. I like ribs...Take the rib back?

I am not going to ask you if it is OK, I already know it is. I am just asking you if you want to attend a Bar B Q?

Bring a lady friend, my wife will be unable to make it. Think spring break+Caligula.

Well, if it were biblical times, you could always buy another wife or just take on many wives, concubines and slave women as you could afford or capture in battle.... It probably wasn't that bad back then to have as many women as you wanted, they get mouthy, just have them stoned.

[Cybermat47]

Originally Posted by soopaman2

Ok, here goes.

Experts say humans taste like pork.

I am in the mood for a spare rib.

I am looking at my wife, and what I read in dat there bible, about Adam Giving up a rib to make Eve. I like ribs...Take the rib back?

I am not going to ask you if it is OK, I already know it is. I am just asking you if you want to attend a Bar B Q?

Bring a lady friend, my wife will be unable to make it. Think spring break+Caligula.

God took that rib.

He doesn't want you to have it.

You're seriously thinking about ticking off the omnipresent guy who could kill you in an instant?

Just think about it...

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Armistead

Well, if it were biblical times, you could always buy another wife or just take on many wives, concubines and slave women as you could afford or capture in battle....

"There is a scripture expressly forbidding polygamy: 'No man can serve two masters'."
-Mark Twain (paraphrased, and possibly anecdotal)

It probably wasn't that bad back then to have as many women as you wanted, they get mouthy, just have them stoned.

"Everybody must get stoned."
-Bob Dylan

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Cybermat47

God took that rib.

He doesn't want you to have it.

You're seriously thinking about ticking off the omnipresent guy who could kill you in an instant?

Just think about it...

Assuming there's a God

Assuming there was a rib.

Assuming you know for certain what He wants.

When was the last time you could confirm that God instantly killed anybody? Or did it slowly? Or at all?

I've thought about it. I see questions, but no answer.

[Cybermat47]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Assuming there was a rib.

I think we can say for certain that, at some stage of the Earth's history, there was at least one rib.

As for the rest... I have absolutely no idea, which is why it was not a serious post.

[TarJak]

Dear Steve,

Why has this thread become all biblical all of a sudden?

Crucified for having an opinion other than my wifes

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Assuming there's a God

Assuming there was a rib.

Assuming you know for certain what He wants.

When was the last time you could confirm that God instantly killed anybody? Or did it slowly? Or at all?

I've thought about it. I see questions, but no answer.

When I was a teen in a fundy church there was a lady that lived across from the church who laid out in her bikini on Sunday. The pastor often mentioned it in church, then prayed God would deal with her. It wasn't long she got sick and and died a year later. Course the pastor said God dealt with her, but maybe she just got real sick...