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11-10-14, 02:38 AM | #481 |
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the law of the bilge or when it comes to pulln' strings!!?
NAH! we'll all chip in for his last tube of Aft-O-Glide and as long as there's any amount of bilgebrew...dry runs are unwarranted! Anticipatory 'big-bang' lack of confidence can dry a rat out! Naturally I'll be aft next to Donna...consoling her on your late but glorious petard hoist while Wolfertz...not called fearless leader fer nuthin', washes down Catfish's mushrooms with ALL of what's left of your filched Bilgebrew ration. Even as Fireftr8, Tango and Swamprat, none the worse for wear, look on in utter disgust and sulk at being schlamboozled out of the customary communal gnaw on leftovers!
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11-10-14, 03:19 PM | #482 |
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Festering Bung-hole
Not wishing to aggravate any sensitive feelings, but who are you going to get to do your cooking down there in that putrid bung-hole of yours, if Donna really has gone? I might be persuaded to help out for a consideration, but it would be sure to contain traces of nuts (and maybe the odd caterpillar)... |
11-10-14, 04:44 PM | #483 | |
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All the guys in the bilge stand firmly behind Donna during this time......
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You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it. Last edited by Armistead; 11-10-14 at 06:14 PM. |
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11-10-14, 05:10 PM | #484 | ||
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Well... a squirrel is a rodent after all!
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vs Donna's meltdown issue:
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11-10-14, 06:34 PM | #485 |
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OK men, just got a order from the head...
Directive 212 Tango will take on cooking duties while Donna is under treatment. Tango will also continue in his duties as high priest, but will not be taking confessions. We will now have a sin box, just write your sins down and place them in the box. This way Tango can deal with all sin with one prayer once a week.... Zod
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You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it. |
11-10-14, 07:22 PM | #486 |
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Ratatouille again?!
Nice.
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11-10-14, 08:14 PM | #487 | |
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11-10-14, 08:16 PM | #488 |
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You guys can drop all your sins in the box......I am pure, I don't sin.
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11-10-14, 08:29 PM | #489 |
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BTW, your request to bring a goat on patrol has been approved as "meals on hoof" by Wolferz. Please keep it tied up...
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11-10-14, 09:15 PM | #490 |
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UH HUH I'll bring the goat but we're lockin' up the Aft-O-Glide while it's aboard! No messin' with the nanny!
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11-10-14, 09:25 PM | #491 | |
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There's been a lot of activity in the head lately along with a bunch of grunting. With Wolferz sliding some directives under the door, I believe he's coming back to normal and we'll be making headway soon.... Aktunk, I'm promoting you to COB so you'll be positioned directly under me. Time to start whipping the crew into shape....
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You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it. Last edited by Armistead; 11-10-14 at 11:29 PM. |
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11-10-14, 10:47 PM | #492 | |
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11-10-14, 11:53 PM | #493 |
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Aktung, you will follow orders. Everyone must know their position, you're under me, Swamp is under you and so on. Sorry, everyone can't be on top. Imagine a branch diagram chart, there's Wolferz, then me under him, you under me. Your position is most important, because you have several men under you at the same time, all looking for your guidance.
Now, assign positions to all the men under you and I'll stand behind you all the way....
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11-11-14, 01:13 AM | #494 | ||
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11-11-14, 08:11 AM | #495 | |
Still crazy as ever!
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