The Bilge

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by Armistead

maybe we should give it a dry run first...

Originally Posted by swamprat69er

That might hurt.

NAH! we'll all chip in for his last tube of Aft-O-Glide and as long as there's any amount of bilgebrew...dry runs are unwarranted! Anticipatory 'big-bang' lack of confidence can dry a rat out! Naturally I'll be aft next to Donna...consoling her on your late but glorious petard hoist while Wolfertz...not called fearless leader fer nuthin', washes down Catfish's mushrooms with ALL of what's left of your filched Bilgebrew ration. Even as Fireftr8, Tango and Swamprat, none the worse for wear, look on in utter disgust and sulk at being schlamboozled out of the customary communal gnaw on leftovers!

[Eichhörnchen]

Not wishing to aggravate any sensitive feelings, but who are you going to get to do your cooking down there in that putrid bung-hole of yours, if Donna really has gone? I might be persuaded to help out for a consideration, but it would be sure to contain traces of nuts (and maybe the odd caterpillar)...

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Eichhornchen

Not wishing to aggravate any sensitive feelings, but who are you going to get to do your cooking down there in that putrid bung-hole of yours, if Donna really has gone? I might be persuaded to help out for a consideration, but it would be sure to contain traces of nuts (and maybe the odd caterpillar)...

Donna had a meltdown due to the conditions in the bilge. She is currently under the care of the bilge psychologist. Once we get her meds adjusted, she'll be be returned to duty.

All the guys in the bilge stand firmly behind Donna during this time......

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by Eichhornchen

Not wishing to aggravate any sensitive feelings, but who are you going to get to do your cooking down there in that putrid bung-hole of yours, if Donna really has gone? I might be persuaded to help out for a consideration, but it would be sure to contain traces of nuts (and maybe the odd caterpillar)...

Donna had a meltdown due to the conditions in the bilge. She is currently under the care of the bilge psychologist.

Our new Chef...

vs Donna's meltdown issue:

[Armistead]

OK men, just got a order from the head...

Directive 212

Tango will take on cooking duties while Donna is under treatment. Tango will also continue in his duties as high priest, but will not be taking confessions. We will now have a sin box, just write your sins down and place them in the box. This way Tango can deal with all sin with one prayer once a week....


Zod

[Wolferz]

Ratatouille again?!
Nice.

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by Armistead

OK men, just got a order from the head...

Directive 212

Tango will take on cooking duties while Donna is under treatment. Tango will also continue in his duties as high priest, but will not be taking confessions. We will now have a sin box, just write your sins down and place them in the box. This way Tango can deal with all sin with one prayer once a week....


Zod

HEY! if Tango says grace while he's cookin'... It'll save us the trouble. and that'll be the sin we drop in the box!

[swamprat69er]

You guys can drop all your sins in the box......I am pure, I don't sin.

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

HEY! if Tango says grace while he's cookin'... It'll save us the trouble. and that'll be the sin we drop in the box!

BTW, your request to bring a goat on patrol has been approved as "meals on hoof" by Wolferz. Please keep it tied up...

[Aktungbby]

UH HUH I'll bring the goat but we're lockin' up the Aft-O-Glide while it's aboard! No messin' with the nanny!

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

UH HUH I'll bring the goat but we're lockin' up the Aft-O-Glide while it's aboard! No messin' with the nanny!

What goes on aft, stays in the aft......Don't forget the sin box!

There's been a lot of activity in the head lately along with a bunch of grunting. With Wolferz sliding some directives under the door, I believe he's coming back to normal and we'll be making headway soon....

Aktunk, I'm promoting you to COB so you'll be positioned directly under me. Time to start whipping the crew into shape....

[Aktungbby]

....promoting you to COB so you'll positioned directly under me.

NOT HAPPENIN"!!! I know what You use 'cobs positioned directly under you' for! 'Specially since fearless leader is locked in the head with the pigboat's TP allotment...buffing his Rat's tail scales to a gleam! We are forced to be innovative....you get back the TP and use the corn to feed the nanny-goat and I'll reconsider and if ya wanna teach Tango, the chef-padre, to make corn pone with bilgebrew gravy 'n grits ....well I've dined in Southern truck stops; it beats Breitlingspülver.

[Armistead]

Aktung, you will follow orders. Everyone must know their position, you're under me, Swamp is under you and so on. Sorry, everyone can't be on top. Imagine a branch diagram chart, there's Wolferz, then me under him, you under me. Your position is most important, because you have several men under you at the same time, all looking for your guidance.

Now, assign positions to all the men under you and I'll stand behind you all the way....

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by Armistead

Now, assign positions to all the men under you and I'll stand behind you all the way....

Already done: as far as the battle stations are concerned...uuuuh yer still up front! So no need to stand behind me!

Seating Arrangements: in order of Expendability bow to stern...no changes allowed! Armistead;Kapit.Endraß;Wolfertz;Tango;FireFtr8;Swa mprat;Aktung;Donna

[Tango589]

Originally Posted by Armistead

OK men, just got a order from the head...

Directive 212

Tango will take on cooking duties while Donna is under treatment. Tango will also continue in his duties as high priest, but will not be taking confessions. We will now have a sin box, just write your sins down and place them in the box. This way Tango can deal with all sin with one prayer once a week....


Zod

If I'm doing the cooking I can use the sins dropped in the confession box to add some much needed roughage to the diet. I don't know where the hell Donna kept the ingredients but there's nothing in here apart from some strips of shoe leather, a jar full of long deceased cockroaches, gravy granules, some of those weird mushrooms I had to endure recently and half a bottle of salad cream that has gone green round the gills. So, seeing as we're still in dock, I nominate Swampy to take some cash out of the kitty and come back with 6 large fish and chip dinners. Anyone who wishes to stop by the galley with recipe ideas will receive 3 Hail Marys, a benediction and a shot of Communion Brew (Bilge Brew with an added extra shot of bilge water that has been three-times blessed by Pope Benedictus the Umpteenth).