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Old 02-17-09, 05:44 PM   #4711
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Granted, he is righteously aquitted of the crime against humanity and you are found guilty of making absolutley no sense at all and hung by the neck until dead by a mob of bewildered villagers.


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Old 02-17-09, 07:14 PM   #4712
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Granted, but only because you have both entered into a civil ceremony.

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Old 02-17-09, 08:10 PM   #4713
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He is...aged limberger and you are now tied to his hip.

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Granted, she stops talking on the phone and talks to you about cleaning the garage, cutting the lawn, etc. etc. etc. For a very loooooooooong time.

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Old 02-18-09, 10:15 AM   #4715
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You do...go out and use a post hole digger to dig another hole, pull up the post, and drag it over to the new hole where you set it. Don't forget to fill the first hold in though once you are done...

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Granted, you are now able to predict when you are going to kill yourself as you attempt to protect yourself from the inevitable.

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Old 02-18-09, 05:35 PM   #4717
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Granted, your fish is now served up on a plate still gasping for air, bon apetit.


I wish I was off to see the The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.
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Granted, you're off to see The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, which means that you are either Dorothy, The Tin Man, The Cowardly Lion, The Scarecrow or Toto, take your pick

I wish the Wizard was the Whizzer instead
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Old 02-19-09, 02:06 PM   #4719
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Granted, he is Michael Whizzer and he sooooo likes you.

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Granted, your most recent teleport indicates that you should have turned left at Albuquerque

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You do, and 60 years later they find JB at the bottom of one when Oberon decides to look down it. Of course, he does not survive, therefore rewriting SUBSIM history and causing the werewolves to win.

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Granted, but your car and home are repo'd because you're a lazy near-do-well.

I wish I had more money than I deserve.



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Granted, you have more money than you deserve, exactly $1 more, which means you have $1.50 (almost enough to buy a cup of coffee)

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Granted, your existence in the great unknown becomes extinction as you choke on the last mouthful of your rueben.

I wish the letter 'w' had a different name
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Granted, from now on your known as a anker.

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