Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams
 

Here's an example of how it would work:

Guy 1- I wish I had a better computer.

Guy 2- Granted, but <insert something crushing to his dream here>.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Guy 3- Granted, but <insert something crushing to his dream here>.

I wish . . . .

etc., etc., etc.

To start:

I wish I had a can of Coca-Cola.

Granted, but are you aware that Coca Cola is an icon of the Yankee imperialist aggressor? but more importantly, it's not as nice as a Tango, which, incidentally, I wish I had a can of.

:D Chock

Granted. but surely you know Tango inspired a rash of playground violence in the early '90s with some advertisements of questionable taste.

I wish I had a sports car.

Granted, it's called a Matchbox.

I wish I knew how to make Flash.

Granted, but you make a virus that takes form as a stickman, and then it ravages the hell out of your Desktop.

I wish that I had a cheezburger.

Granted, but you'll fill your arteries with heart-busting goo.

I wish I had a watermelon.

Granted but you might swallow a pip and have it lodged in your gut where it germinates and grows expanding inside you!

I'd like to have a nice cup of tea!

Granted, but to much tea can cause caffine addiction and you know what that can lead to, sitting around drinking tea and gobbling down biscuits with the wives helping to spread more gossip!

I wish i owned a harley davidson

Granted, but it will be built in china by workers who have just finnished a 3 day drinking binge. It will come with lead paint as standard!

I wish I could be a pilot...

Granted, but now you have to brag about your new job to everyone you meet.

I wish I had some beer.

Granted, but you'll still be drunk by the time your eight year old nephew comes home to play a chess match, which you will obviously loose and thus have to bear the shame for the rest of your now sad life.

I wish I had a chainsaw.

Granted, but you will only end up cutting off your toes by mistake.

I wish I had a bigger house.

Granted, but that only means more maintenance and paying more in taxes.

I wish I was deer hunting.

Granted, but you shoot yourself in both feet.

I wish i had beer

Granted, you may have a beer. But one will lead to another and another ect. Now you are a downtrodden, homeless, alcoholic who's family have deserted him.

I wish Microsoft would make reliable and bug free OS system for my PC.